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shit sponge

Simply Michelle, that's it.
by Hurhrjrj June 18, 2017
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shit streaker

The embarrassing trip you make when you run out of toilet paper and need to waddle to get more toilet paper.
Did you see Chris run out of the bathroom with his pants down? What a shit streaker
by Poochtook January 17, 2023
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DUMB SHIT

A dumb shit is a person who is stupid as fuck and doesn't understand common sense.
Oh wow. kaite is such a dumb shit for not understanding how rain works.
by PUSS N BOOTS NUMBA TWO July 14, 2023
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Banging that ass and the person needs to take a fat shit without the person knowing. Or animal.
Pull it out!" "It hurts!" "Shit around it!"

Pull it out it
Shit around it.
O.k.
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missing shit

what i have whenever my demented mom knock ins with stolen keys and sleeps on my second bed. im honestly fed up.
i have way to much illegal motherfucking missing shit because of you, im going to lose my home and go to jail for stuff thats not even mine, mom go to the damned doctor about your fucking alzhiemers already. youve ignored it for ten years and now ive got n***** written on my fucking medical records.
by Cody5050 November 23, 2020
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fuck shit

when you be acting like you’re higher than a kite 24/7 and you say some dumb shit
“dudeeee, i’m on some fuck shit.”
by girlonsomefuckshit October 27, 2019
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Shit dick

When you fuck a bitch who has to shit and some dookie gets on your dick
Guy 1: brooooooo yesterday I did anal for the first time I got shit dick
Guy 2 : brooooooo go wipe your dick nasty ass
by Crystal meth January 13, 2021
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