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Two dicks

Two dicks is something you call a bloke (normally a young bloke) who does dumb things. The logic behind the name is that the recipient is so silly, he must have two dicks, because he is way too stupid to be playing with just one.
"Hey two dicks, come here for a second".

"Why do you keep calling me that?"

"Because only a total idiot would put steak on the BBQ without turning it on"...
by Bubba Zanetti February 7, 2020
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Euro Dick

Euro Dick (real name Adam Kot) is a music producent and rapper from Europe, Czech Republic.
Question: Do you know this european rapper who calls himself Euro Dick?
Answer: Kinda. His lyrics are dope, man. Pure evil.
by EuroDee420 March 15, 2019
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Dick titties

When her nipples are long like big purple eggplants she had dick titties
by Gram cram May 7, 2025
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revamp dick

by Gucci_C January 14, 2019
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Daily Dick

A penis size around the range of 5-7 inches. It's referred to as being daily because any size bigger would require the person receiving to recover from pain.
A huge dick is great for a special occasion, but if I'm gonna settle down, Imma gonna need that daily dick.
by JuanSantosNSFW December 2, 2023
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Dick burrito

The act in which you stick your penis in a tortilla and fill it up with burrito toppings, beans, mole, guacamole, salsa, queso, etc. You than let your partner eat off your penis while you experience the true Mexican lifestyle
Bro #1- bro ima give my girl the dick burrito
Bro #2- no way! You think she can handle the spice
by Sexymexicano69420taco November 29, 2021
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