Walker 

A fat fuck no one gives a shit about, fuck you.

Person 1: did you see Walker yesterday?

Person 2: yeah I hope he fucking dies.

Walker by -XxLewdDewdxX- January 25, 2017

alan walker 2.0 

a man with a very LARGE long shlong ding dong, if ya know what i mean.
can be dumb, but somehwere deep inside he can be smart lol

a very quirky/ boyboss person , hot, almost as hot as the sun 🤣 but is gay, hella hella fucking gay.
can steal ur mans on days that end with y
alan walker can appear emo, but deep down inside he is ed sheeran. ((LEGIT)) *NOT CLICKBAIT*

person 1: yoo alan walker 2.0 is SO HOT **MOANS**

person 2: HOLY SHIT YOUR RIGHT *dies*
person 3: lolz

alan walker 2.0 by sydlovesjuicymen November 24, 2021

rebecca ann wadle 

the most aming person in the world, she is beautiful, has an amazing voice, is funny, 'crazy' ;), always gives you shit, is the tuffest girl ever, understands sports, and loves iowa!!!!!!!!

OMG my girlfriend Rebecca Ann Wadle is so perfect!

rebecca ann wadle by sdkljfgf October 22, 2010

waalex 

Wilhelm is a Twaty shit face with a banus the size of the empire state building!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Skullpop is an utter gimp who does strange erotic monkey dances for his mum, he then fingers his mum up the arse!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Wilhelm and Skullpop are dick heads

waalex by Aaron December 9, 2003

[walker] 

to steal something or borrow without permission

I don't know where my xbox antenna went, I think Nick walkered it.

[walker] by ahab1685 February 1, 2009

A Mikey Walker 

Having a wank or wanking to the 80 percent chance of getting caught

I’m going to have a Mikey Walker/has anyone had a Mikey Walker today/I fancy a Mikey Walker

A Mikey Walker by Mr pee body January 21, 2019

stealth walker 

A shopping cart being pushed by someone in an impaired state who wishes to give the appearance of a thoughtful, considerate spouse.

“You push the stealth walker, honey. It will help you keep your balance while I load the groceries.”
“Thank you, my love. I feel like I’m going to fall over any minute.”

stealth walker by Bottom Ford April 18, 2010