by oofusdolufus January 2, 2022
Get the ur mommug. Ur mom can be used as the last line of defense when you are on the losing end of an argument.
Scientists have proven that 90% of the time Ur mom can be an effective comeback to almost all sorts of arguments.
But be cautious when it comes to the person you use it against. For instance, if you use this to ur mom, the next thing you know, you are homeless and instantly disowned. And if you use it against your dad then I'm afraid that you are now fatherless. He probably went to buy milk.
Scientists have proven that 90% of the time Ur mom can be an effective comeback to almost all sorts of arguments.
But be cautious when it comes to the person you use it against. For instance, if you use this to ur mom, the next thing you know, you are homeless and instantly disowned. And if you use it against your dad then I'm afraid that you are now fatherless. He probably went to buy milk.
For example, you can
1. I am quite well-acquainted with your mom / I am rather familiar with your mom.
2. I wanted to stay, but I thought you wanted to be alone with your mother.
3. How's your mother doing these days?
4. I've never met your mother but I'm sure she loves you too, just as much as we do.
5. Your mom is so ugly that her own portraits hang themselves.
1. I am quite well-acquainted with your mom / I am rather familiar with your mom.
2. I wanted to stay, but I thought you wanted to be alone with your mother.
3. How's your mother doing these days?
4. I've never met your mother but I'm sure she loves you too, just as much as we do.
5. Your mom is so ugly that her own portraits hang themselves.
by Ur Momsss June 1, 2022
Get the Ur mommug. by bakfjeidfjhgjriedfjgnjrkerjfhg April 12, 2021
Get the Ur ban dictionarymug. the insult to tell your opponent that his/her mother was actually a lesbian and his/her father had no balls and he/she is probably aborted. Usually used on internet fights
by big_daddy_alpur April 9, 2017
Get the ur mum gaymug. 
OOOOF, im gay, get a fucking life u bitch. your mom is a lady that for some reason escalates ur ass.
by jesusismysatan December 27, 2018
Get the ur mommug. is commonly used as a comeback and jokes. It means exactly what it sounds like, but please do not use this one when talking to a sibling it is not the same and ruins it.
person 1: what were you doing today?
person 2: ur mom
sibling 1: what were you doing today?
sibling 2: ur mom
sibling 1:... we have the same mom...
sibling 2: yeah sorry
person 2: ur mom
sibling 1: what were you doing today?
sibling 2: ur mom
sibling 1:... we have the same mom...
sibling 2: yeah sorry
by _N.e.x_ March 7, 2022
Get the Ur Mommug.