Insurance pee

An insurance pee is similar to plain old peeing. The only difference is that the insurance pee is usually taken, regardless of if they need to, when the pee-er isn't sure of when they'll encounter another bathroom.

Insurance pees are usually taken before leaving for an unknown or unfamiliar destination, or upon discovering a bathroom at said destination.

Ben: Mom, are you ready to go?
Susan: Yeah, hold on, let me just take an insurance pee.

by bls1999 July 30, 2018

Eli Pee Lie

He is the best drag queen in town. his booty is bigger then cim kardashiuan. He is swagging yeah

Eli Pee Lie is retarded

by EliPeeLie February 5, 2021

This singing shit is like peeing for him omg

Loosely inspired by hatsunem7ku's hit tweet on X, "this X shit is like peeing for pronoun omg" can be used to describe something a person is extremely bad at.

Person 1: Yo, did you hear Kevin got a D- on his math test?
Person 2: This calculating shit is like peeing for them omg

Person 1: Dude Tyler the creator's new song sucks ass..
Person 2: This singing shit is like peeing for him omg

by walucidamn November 1, 2025

Pee Catch

The circular shaped rug that is often placed in front of the toilet bowl. It served multiple purposes, such as to keep your feet warm, but it's main function is to catch pee from dribblers.

Man, the pee catch is starting to stink! I better throw it in the washer!

by Jen-uh-fur August 21, 2011

pee

a yellow liquid that comes out of your pee pee of your vergina: girls!! sit down and pee and boys stand and pee

Jessica: I need to go or else ill pee on the bed

Kyle: hurry go to the bathroom or else ill kill you

by grace6177 July 29, 2023

pee pee promise

when two fine gents cross streams to solidify trust or an agreement

gent 1: "just thinking about staying in and ordering some taco bell"

gent 2: "what?! you said that you'd owe me a steak dinner tonight if the broncos won over our pee pee promise!"

gent 1: "yep yep yep sorry my bad i completely forgot about our pee pee promise"

gent 2: "phew ok. i think i'm gunna order my steak with asparagus lol"

gent 1: "good one gent 2"

by anonymous December 4, 2024

pee pee

a pee pee is a weenie
a weenie is a penis
a penics is a hot dog
a hot dog is a sex pistol
a sex pistol is mistas stand
a dong is a pee pee
what is a pee pee? read the first sentence :)

boy: lol u have a big pee pee
other boy: how do you know
boy:

other boy:

by unknownfossil September 11, 2020