A girl who has very little hair and terrorises those around her who have hair. She is small and scrawny and looks like she should return to middle earth and look for her precious. She is a psycho who stalks people and should have a restraining order against her. A Scratty Hannah will act like she is billy big balls when she has her group of equally scratinal friends around her but we can all hear your voice shaking little girl sit back down. A Scratty Hannah has no shame and is also very narcissistic. You will know when a Scratty Hannah is about when you hear a whiny voice and when you see that all the stitch merch from primark has gone missing. You will also know when a Scratty Hannah is about because she resemble a grey squirrel she always has a backpack, probably harbouring her seeds and nuts.
Person 1: “where the hell is that whiny voice coming from”
Person 2: “I don’t know, I think a Scratty Hannah must be about”
Person 1: “oh no I hope she resides back up into her oak tree”
Person 2: “I don’t know, I think a Scratty Hannah must be about”
Person 1: “oh no I hope she resides back up into her oak tree”
by Feralgremlin March 22, 2024
Get the Scratty Hannahmug. “The most fun and most fine,
Expert at 69 (I imagine).” Daily Mail
“Most fun I’ve had in years, definitely the attraction of the year.” The Economist
“I liked her blue tits” The Ornithologist Society
Are you looking for something to snuggle at night, relieve your everyday tensions of being a man?
Make you feel like you can do anything and would do anything with her by your side?
Give you erections at the very thought of her entering the room?
TOUGH LUCK, DICKEATER
That girl is mine and we fuck, HARD.... in intermittent bursts.
Expert at 69 (I imagine).” Daily Mail
“Most fun I’ve had in years, definitely the attraction of the year.” The Economist
“I liked her blue tits” The Ornithologist Society
Are you looking for something to snuggle at night, relieve your everyday tensions of being a man?
Make you feel like you can do anything and would do anything with her by your side?
Give you erections at the very thought of her entering the room?
TOUGH LUCK, DICKEATER
That girl is mine and we fuck, HARD.... in intermittent bursts.
I saw Hannah R. McR boobs, they’re my favourites from 1-7 in my top 10..... Mariah Carey has the other 3
by Dickson Bainbridge April 3, 2020
Get the Hannah R. McRmug. Cute, funny, especially mischievous beautiful girl. She seems restless but when you make conversation you can understand that its just about looking. She is really pure and shy enough. Her emotions are exploding and thats amazing. She likes challenge and playing a lot and unbelievable pusher. She is terrible smart to handle that.
She has little depressive way. She doesnt like her friends. Most of her friends are junkie and they cant reach her quality and it makes them jealous to her in every circumstance. Thats why she always sad but trying to hide it. Nobody gets her. And she is alone always. Thats why she is rare and makes her attractive. Her best friends are stars. She likes stare them while thinking. This loneliness makes her feel unworthy about herself but thats not genuine. She has to know her dangerous power that no one has those. But its nice though if they aware about it, it wont be safe walk around her for mankind. She thinks that she like mysterious enough but doesnt know whats the real mystery is. And thats their pure way. She has really nice personality who couldnt hide her emotions. Cause there is no need to be two face. She doesnt deserve to be sad.
She likes music a lot and also sexy voices makes them high.
She has little depressive way. She doesnt like her friends. Most of her friends are junkie and they cant reach her quality and it makes them jealous to her in every circumstance. Thats why she always sad but trying to hide it. Nobody gets her. And she is alone always. Thats why she is rare and makes her attractive. Her best friends are stars. She likes stare them while thinking. This loneliness makes her feel unworthy about herself but thats not genuine. She has to know her dangerous power that no one has those. But its nice though if they aware about it, it wont be safe walk around her for mankind. She thinks that she like mysterious enough but doesnt know whats the real mystery is. And thats their pure way. She has really nice personality who couldnt hide her emotions. Cause there is no need to be two face. She doesnt deserve to be sad.
She likes music a lot and also sexy voices makes them high.
by I hope u enjoy ^^ February 16, 2019
Get the Hannahmug. 
There goes the dump truck hannah
by anonymous November 23, 2021
Get the Hannahmug. Hannah is the smartest, most beautiful person.
by Aliahhannah February 14, 2021
Get the Hannahmug. You came here cuz you were bored right?
A name you gave to your favourite sex doll just so you could say "Harder Hannah!!! uhuhuhuhuhuh!"
A name you gave to your favourite sex doll just so you could say "Harder Hannah!!! uhuhuhuhuhuh!"
by sussybaka1213 May 30, 2022
Get the Hannahmug.