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Polish Line Dancing

Polish Line Dancing :

It's a two man circle jerk. With only two participants the only two positions are face to face whackin it, or side by side jerking their hogs. Switch between the two if you like, but never forget... You are in the middle of a Polish Line Dance, or Polish Line Dancing.
Matt was shocked when his brother Wesley shouted to him,... "After chores, we should do some Polish Line Dancing
by Jeddbobb December 13, 2022
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Tik tok dances

It is the action of wildly flailing your arms in all directions. It is usually filmed and put on tik tok, the bane of reasonable people's existences.
Hey, did you see that stupid thot doing tik tok dances. Yea she is such a cunt
by Fuck you aicila August 19, 2020
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Break-Dancing Fred

A thick old twat who performed a geriatric break-dance on Britain's Got Talent whilst claiming benefits for being disabled.
Does the old dickhead think that the benefits people don't watch television?

But its Break-Dancing Fred! He's a poor old man and should be allowed to cheat the benefits system!
by Flappy Dickwad May 28, 2009
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Dance Hall Crashers

An amazingly great ska band from the 90s which was fronted by two great *shock* female singers.

They were formed by Tim Armstrong and Matt Freemanafter Operation Ivy disbanded but left shortley afterwords.

They broke up for a little while but re-united but haven't recorded anything in a few years.
Ska is good. Don't forget it.
by Idiot Paranoia September 10, 2004
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Blood On The Dance Floor

A “music” group that fucking sucks. Nothing but wanna be musicians who have no talent
Person 1: hey come listen to blood on the dance floor with me
Person 2: No thanks I’m already gay
by Rockable5000 May 28, 2018
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the balls johnson dance

when you walk around naked and your balls swing one way and your johnson swings the other way.
I was home alone the other night so I did the balls johnson dance.
by rayjay October 12, 2005
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Lance Vance Dance

Lance Vance Dance pronounced: Lonce Vonce Donce

Grand Theft Auto: Vice City's character Lance Vance and Tommy Vercetti are on the 'Phnom Penh' Mission in which the Lance Vance Dance is done for the first time.
The Lance Vance Dance is...

1. Screaming obscene insults and shooting people with a high powered automatic weapon from a helicopter.

2. An enamored psychotic GTA: Vice City fan humping a couch and shouting DO THE LONCE VONCE DONCE.
1. Nat: "I got me a rhino-copter and shot down them hoes this weekend"
Colleen: "YOU DIDN'T INVITE ME TO DO THE LANCE VANCE DANCE?!"

2.
Colleen: I wouldn't sit on that.
Friend: Why?
Colleen: Natalie did the Lance Vance dance on it.
Friend: OHH SICK!
by Colleen & Natalie June 12, 2007
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