loud and potentially surprising sound effect

A sentence used in any conversation that will make your friends stop talking and will do 1 of 2 things:
1. They will genuinely act surprised, like they don't know what the fuck happened
2. They will stop talking and will be weirded by the fact that you randomly just said that

Tyler: yo what's going o-
Jacob: loud and potentially surprising sound effect
Tyler: (surprised af)

by SoggyWeetBix69420 March 16, 2021

slippy slimy surprise

when a man cums in a womans ear and cleans it out with a q-tip like its earwax

"hew wendy would you like a slippy slimy surprise." ill clean it off for you :)

by yes man ok yes go March 22, 2021

The Spikey Surprise

When your getting sucked off you say close your eyes and then you pull out of there mouth and stick a cactus in

I gave Kim The Spikey Surprise last night I'm now banned from getting blowjobs

by Surprise giver March 23, 2021

LOTS OF SURPRISES

As a SHITEATER that is what happens when you are FUCKING BACTERIA SHIT and then a GOOD STOMACH FUCKING.

HA HA AH AH HUMAN ASSHOLE ASSHOLE PEDOPHILE we have it all on VIDEO and it went VIRAL

LOTS OF SURPRISES such as DIARRHEA , SUPER CONSTIPATIION , NAUSEA, VOMITTING, SWALLOWING PUKE, MIXING PUKE AND SHIT AND PISSING AND SHITTING SAME TIME when a SHITEATER gets a good STOMACH FUCKING from FUCKING BACTERIA SHIT intensely.

The PEDOPHILE is in for LOTS OF SURPRISES.

by AUTOMATIC LEVEL RECOGNITION April 17, 2021

Cheesy Surprise

Where a uncircumcised man lets his cock cheese grow to a dangerous amount of cheese under his foreskin and a lady or man sucks his dick for a cheesy surprise

Darcy:“Hey how was it with Tryone last night” ,Dora: “It was great, he left me a cheesy surprise under his foreskin for me. It was delish” Darcy: “Wtf is a cheesy surprise?” Dora: “He let his dick cheese pile up so i could suck it out” Darcy:”EW NIGGA WTF!”

by SickBoySprunt May 5, 2021

Scottish Surprise

When someone kisses a person who appears to be a woman in a skirt but soon realized it was a man in a kilt

“Yeah dude I totally got a Scottish Surprise from that blond over there”

by bagpiping penguins July 28, 2022

The Hat Trick Surprise

When you see the Mother and Daughter out on the town, and then they both see you and realize that they both have banged you from the dating sites.

"I ran into Suzie and Claudia on the town, I had no idea they were related. It was quite the Hat Trick Surprise."

by SRKJ August 2, 2022