by EasyD803 December 22, 2013
Get the social media that shitmug. Generally some no-talent dickbag who slummed their way into social media without any knowledge of how to use it for anything other than gaining followers for themselves, attending events, and generally whoring themselves out, because they're 22 and don't know how to business.
See also:
social media -
rockstar
maven
astronaut
ninja
any other horseshit that tries to make them sound important while also being the lowest paid person on staff
See also:
social media -
rockstar
maven
astronaut
ninja
any other horseshit that tries to make them sound important while also being the lowest paid person on staff
"Hi serious client, I'd like to introduce you to our social media guru!"
"Wow, way to throw their credibility directly out the door! I can't wait to work with them!"
"Wow, way to throw their credibility directly out the door! I can't wait to work with them!"
by wulgusfactory February 12, 2015
Get the social media gurumug. A point in a conversation or social interaction at which one or more individuals involved start behaving in a distinctly unfamiliar manner or displaying a set of emotions with such an intensity that it weirds out someone else involved.
Yo Steve chill man, no one wanted to eat your strawberries in the first place, quit yelling! This is socially uncharted territory and I will knock your ass out.
by DickMcFinnigan August 29, 2017
Get the Socially uncharted territorymug. When a father is only in their child's life on social media and not in the real world. Posting pictures of his kids that his baby mama had to send to him because he never sees them.
Oh look at Buck being a social media dad, posting pictures of his kids that Keisha already posted a week ago
Buck: lemme get some pictures of the kid
Keisha: why? So you can pretend for the gram? There you go being a social media dad again..
Buck: lemme get some pictures of the kid
Keisha: why? So you can pretend for the gram? There you go being a social media dad again..
by Monicaraeee December 24, 2015
Get the social media dadmug. Verb | so·cial | \ˈsō-shəl\ | dou·ble | \ ˈdə-bəl \ | \ ˈdəch \
social double dutched; social double dutching
1. The act of hovering in social situations, waiting for the right time to include oneself in a conversation. Akin to the physical sport of "double dutch" or, jumping of two jump ropes rotating in opposite directions simultaneously.
2. A tactic often used by socially awkward people (usually men) in order to initiate conversations with strangers in a social setting.
social double dutched; social double dutching
1. The act of hovering in social situations, waiting for the right time to include oneself in a conversation. Akin to the physical sport of "double dutch" or, jumping of two jump ropes rotating in opposite directions simultaneously.
2. A tactic often used by socially awkward people (usually men) in order to initiate conversations with strangers in a social setting.
This weird dude was social double dutching for like 5 minutes at the bar tryna talk to these girls about Star Wars. LOL.
by Yung Nihilist December 28, 2017
Get the Social Double Dutchmug. When you don't want to wear a mask so you stay as far as you can from everybody else. You are being anti-social. Hence, anti-social distancing.
Why is he sitting all the way over there by himself? He is anti-social distancing, so he doesn't have to wear a mask.
by Airium July 12, 2020
Get the anti-social distancingmug. Posting frequently in short periods of time to your twitter, facebook, tumblr, etc.
Girl 1: "Did you see the 12 posts from Jack in the last five minutes on his facebook?!?!"
Girl 2: "Yeah I think he just had a Social Media Seizure"
Girl 1: "Did you see the 12 posts from Jack in the last five minutes on his facebook?!?!"
Girl 2: "Yeah I think he just had a Social Media Seizure"
by k8iegurl May 9, 2011
Get the Social Media Seizuremug.