Language Simp

The most fake "hyperpolyglot gigachad alpha male" on the planet

Guy: do you watch Language Simp on YT? He's the best language teacher in the world!

Other Guy: He is not "the best language teacher in the world", he's a fake language teacher who teaches everybody a bunch of fake stuff about languages.

by June 02, 2023

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Filoni Simp

A Filoni Simp is anyone who blindly loves Dave Filoni, believes everything he says or does without question, and is triggered by any kind of evidence that shows he destroyed Star Wars continuity both before and after Disney purchased the franchise.

This Filoni Simp was in my comment section bitching that I was too harsh for calling "The Clone Wars", Star Wars for people with room temperature IQs.

by The Sentinel777 August 28, 2023

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Kitzinger simp

literally any mf named angelo. also, this dude usually lives inside a tree, and he sometimes eats the birds that come by raw. sometimes they think miracle day was good as well

where's angelo? he's probably in the tree, the little Kitzinger simp!

by quamboblious quingleton III September 21, 2022

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How long Tom Holland Simps live

Tom Holland Simps live 5-15 years

How long Tom Holland Simps liveOMG YOUR A Tom Holland Simps love 5-15 years you are going to die

by Tom Holland Sucks March 09, 2022

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Clout Simp

A person who is purposely nice to a person with a high following. They will be a simp to them so they can get clout.

Person- "Omg look at him, he's talking to the popular girl for clout"
Person 2- "He's such a clout simp
clout simp - "Hey Brittany, you're soo pretty. Would you mind shouting me out on Instagram?"

by Lil huddy's soft-ish :( dick June 09, 2020

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