Sausage Basher

A man whom loves sausage(generally a human penis). He worships it all day and will never give up if there is a sausage possibly going.

Oi Dave Smith, that guys done nothing but look at you, what a Sausage Basher!

by Peter Griffin12 February 28, 2011

Sausage and mash

An expression derived from the South-West region of England, particularly Devon. It refers to a large event or substantial amount of time that has passed.

"Jennie, do you remember the podcast episode we did about ghost witches?"
"No Kyle, I've had sausage and mash since then."

by ghoulclubfan November 15, 2022

Rusty Sausage

A sausage that has been dipped in dirty toilet water, then fed to an unsuspecting victim.

Dude, Russ fed me a rusty sausage , but he told me it was fresh off the grill!

by Cronklet November 15, 2017

Montana Sausage Grinding

Having sex with a penis using the foreskin of another penis but both parties have to either be from Montana or actively in Montana

Guy 1: “Hey since our trips goes through Montana how about we do a bit of Montana Sausage Grinding?”

Guy 2: “Dude… fuck, yes.”

by Dihhhfinitions June 5, 2025

Sausage Tube

A vessel for a penis such as a throat, a vagina or a butthole

Down the ole' sausage tube 🍻

by Buttoncottage September 1, 2023

hickory smoked sausage in the texas valley

a redneck term meaning " thats amazing" , "i hate you" , " i am so exicted". nobody knows what it refers to as " the texas valley" , but top scientest have discoverd that it might be the bathroom where a quagina happend.

" i am as happy as a hickory smoked sausage in the texas valley" said the red neck.

by cam clyde November 5, 2009

Sausage Poison

A thought and/or feeling that stops a man from getting (or losing) an erection during sexual intercourse.

Seriously, the German Girl was lay there gagging for it but my head wasn't in the game which led an absolute bout of sausage poison.

by CarlTheHandyman November 23, 2023