National Potato Day

April 16th is national potato day! On this day, you will go around to random people and say “I like potatoes” to celebrate national potato day!

National Potato Day: On this day, we celebrate the rememberence of potatoes. Albert Johnson invented the potato (found it), on a farm in 1565.

by iLife was April 15, 2019

Protective Potato Mode

Protective Potato Mode is when a person who calls thyself a potato wraps their body in a blanket and curls up to form the shape of a potato, usually to hide from danger

She didn't like how the movie was going so she went into protective potato mode.

by KingsofWeird May 26, 2020

Hot potato chess

Blitz/fast chess

-"Hey do you want to play some hot potato chess?"
-"yes bro."

by Roller Skate Mouse December 6, 2022

Potatoes in your garbage

What happens in your kitchen when you're high on shatter.

In the kitchen.

Nigel: "I'm going to put my potatoes in your garbage"

Will: "AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA"

by JackVonCrow May 21, 2019

feel like a potato

The phrase feel like a potato defines as feeling useless and lazy

Bloody hell I feel like a potato today not done owt all day !

by Flemelem January 27, 2021

Wendy's Baked Potato

When you take a crap and in a thin zip lock bag, and then stick it into the microwave until the poop is hot and the bag is about to break. Then you spread the girls butt cheeks and slowly drizzle the poop into her ass. You then cover you dick in bacon bits and butter, and do her analy. She then puts on a ginger wig and says it way better than fast food.

I gave my sister a Wendy's Baked Potato yesterday

by Purple Dragon 44 January 27, 2014

sneaking out potato

To search for a hidden vegetable, then sneaking it out of the room with nobody noticing

"I was sneaking out potato...That was when he saw me"

by Pseudomynous Rex August 28, 2017