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Talking on your cell phone at the gym while sitting on a machine, especially when all the same machines are being used and you are the one dud sitting on the maching talking on your cell phone. The locker rooms have benches, go sit in there.
"I would really like to use that machine but that dude is phoneboothing."
by amandaj03 January 7, 2009
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phoneaphobia

Fear of making cold calls, even if your rent payment and drinking money depends on it.

This condition is often associated with Monday mornings and Friday afternoons in the work environment.
Man I didn't make any comissions last month at work. My boss asked me if I caught a case of phoneaphobia. He said everone in the office seems to have contacted it lately.
by Tyrenne June 2, 2009
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phone paralysis

The complete inability to think or speak that some people get when their phone call is answered by someone other than the person they tried to ring.

They seem so stunned by the fact that someone they called might momentarily be away from their desk, that they had never thought of a way to deal with such an eventuality.
John's colleague: "Hello, John Smith's phone.................Hello?

Caller: "......er, hi.......er........is John not there?...."

John's colleague: "No, he's not about right now, can I take a message or something?"

Caller: "Er....er....yeah, can you ask him to call James at Acme? He's got my number"

John's colleague: "Will do, thanks.........(hangs up).....Jeez that dude had real phone paralysis!
by Urban Englander June 20, 2009
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Phone Oping

A phone operator who transfers calls to specific departments within a company is referred to as Phone Oping.

An agent that operates some apparatus or machine; "the operator of the switchboard"
Thank you for calling WestsideRentals.com, how may I direct your call?” This person is phone oping.
by Westside Rentals August 2, 2009
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phonectual

Liking or being able to read and use words and sentences in every day life.
Eric Belsky does not like to read because he is not phonectual.
by smalldickballa September 14, 2009
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Phone Fidget

The act of walking around or doing any number of activities while talking on the phone. The inability to just sit still and have a conversation.
I was almost asleep until my boyfriend called and talked for 30 minutes, causing me to phone fidget so long that I was wide awake.
by Dazymoose February 10, 2010
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Phone-ner

Getting an immense stiffy from talking to a hot ass girl....or guy! on the Phone
Also can be used when checking a Girl out while talking to somebody else on the Phone.
Dude:Wat are u wearing
Hot Babe:Clothes
Dude:Phone-ner!!!!!
by The Negronemo December 13, 2009
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