Peanits

Its like when uhhhh....
Peanits is like penius butt when in some tweet

Me:Jorking my peanits
Mom: Hi

by Peanotsjorker November 25, 2024

peanutbuttajelly

Destroy someone’s kneecaps after crossing them in basketball then hitting the most devious jelly layup right after

PEANUTBUTTAJELLY !!!

by Ipeanubuttajellyedsomeonetoday November 26, 2024

Peane machine

An electric sex toy.

Every night, Missus, johnson loves to play with her Peane machine.

by EmJayee December 3, 2024

Peanut butter top hat

When a guy defecates in ladies mouth and she gives proceeds to give him head.

my friend John was getting head from a women and he shat in her mouth. She proceeded to give him a peanut butter top hat.

by Im fatty fat December 13, 2024

Peanor

Male genitalia, but spelt wrong, for comedic effect

My peanor when i see your mum: BOING

by PoisonedFrenchFrie December 15, 2024

Peanut butter necklace

It's like a pearl necklace but made of poop.

"Last night when my girlfriend passed out I gave her a peanut butter necklace because I am breaking up with her "

by MadResults December 22, 2024

Peanut Lord

our lord, he brings us joy with his maracas.. if you see him ever, be blessed, but be careful and DON’T blink or look away, he’ll snap your neck, so give him his maracas and watch him from afar, and if he’s pleased with your business, he’ll title you as the maraca king/queen, obviously not as great as being a peanut lord, but he looks so happy and cute :333

Person1: “Have you prayed to the Peanut Lord??”
Person2: “Who’s that??”
Person1: “SCP 173.”
Person2: “Oh yeah, then yes I did.”

by SillyCaterpillar December 31, 2024