soapy tit wank

lux or imperial leather work best-plenty of lather and then you add some cream

she lathered the leather then I creamed it off

by Steve t January 09, 2004

Small wank

When you get pissed at someone call a small wank

WTF are you doing Jeff you small wank

by Mikey kav90 August 10, 2017

Toe wanked

A very bad sexual experience

Girl: Can i use my toes to toss you off?
Boy: Oh hell no! Thats disgusting.

Guy 1: Did you hear about Mike and that girl last night?
Guy 2: Yeah man i heard he got toe wanked.

by Milziz November 14, 2009

Angel Hair Wank

The process of cutting a lock of hair off of someone with white hair (specifically King Nugle himself if you want the ultimate masturbation pleasure). One can obtain the hair while waiting when an angel is getting his/her hair cut and collecting the hair off the floor, or the more fun way, sneaking into an angel's room and cutting a lock straight off while they're asleep when the hair is fresh. Fresh angel hair provides a softer stronger jizz explosion.

Luke: Sssshh, don't wake Oli i haven't had an angel hair wank for too long. Leave him alone!

James: Sorry, i just really love sucking dick

by lionface November 24, 2008

Thummy Bum Wank

Getting a girl to put their thumb up your bum while she tosses you off

Thummy Bum Wank............... Ahh babe... put it in there, but make sure you keep your rhythm

by Nizzlebizzlenizzle August 19, 2011

Finger Bum Wank

Putting your finger in your bum to aid wanking if you have taken a load of oats and it's taking a while!

I opted for a Finger Bum Wank last night

by J-Boner! August 13, 2008

pokey bum wank

To sexually exite yourself until you reach a climax via ones bum hole

"Can you smell that?"
"Andys Having an other one of his pokey bum wanks"

by Andys Mom June 01, 2007