i want to kick your puppy

I WANT TO LICK YOUR PUSSY What happens when you enable Itap English or t9 Text messaging

Tod wanted to text maria "I want to Lick your pussy" but instead she ignores his calls because she received I want to kick your puppy...

by I saw it all mannn Ive heard a lil September 7, 2007

when the doom music kicks in

when the music of the doom franchise starts playing while somebody is committing acts of violence

when the doom music kicks in

by the doom slayer January 26, 2022

Kicking a ball and pretending to be hurt

the shittiest episode of any show ever!

Guy 1: Did you watch "Kicking a ball and pretending to be hurt"
Guy 2: No, that shits ass.

by azBowls January 6, 2021

National Kick Mr.T day

If you know anyone named Mr.T you have the right to kick them.

Its National Kick Mr.T day lets go kick Mr.T

by poopeater ADEN October 30, 2020

Kick your butt to Timbuktu

To open up a can of whup ass on someone and kick their ass so hard that their carcass gets carried across the ocean by the trade winds before landing with a sickening thud in the main town square in Timbuktu. The person spits open and the withers into a pulp as their pants fall down into a disgusting spew of their brains, snot, piss, and shit. The locals celebrate by uploading humiliating photos and videos of the person to social media followed by feeding their entrails to hyenas for good fortune.

I’m gonna kick your butt to Timbuktu!

by IGKYA53 March 8, 2021

Kicked out of your ass

To be fired from the company you started, because of lack of experience, a scandal or an internal personal conflict.

I started this company, gave years of my life to it! and then just got kicked out of my ass.

Yep it does look like you got kicked out of your ass.

by Not Arthur Day October 10, 2022

Kicking Mustang Concealment System (KMCS)

A method of using a fictional persona, on anything from social media to legal documents. Often only effective for short periods with longer term consequences including delusions of grandeur, schizophrenia, paranoia, dissociation from friends, family and, ultimately, reality.

It had been a last ditch attempt to bond with his father, enjoy the countryside and conquer a mountain together. He had hoped to heal many wounds but his incessant use of the Kicking Mustang Concealment System (KMCS) over the years had left him incapable of forming honest social bonds and he was left taking selfies below the clouds he had once aspired to surpass.

by PhoenixAirsoftMarshall August 6, 2023