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JAGER-NINJA

When one has consumed copious amounts of jager & feels compelled to show his ninja skills to the entire female population, when in fact he clearly looks like a complete tit!
JAGER-NINJA Your average alcohol fueled town idiot, hood rat, hooligan, retard. Often sporting a fred perry polo shirt, colour of choice - Pink
by JAGERNINJA May 5, 2010
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el ninja

pronounced "el neeeeeeeeennnjaaaaaaaaaaah!",
it describes a member of elite cult of hyperactive persian criminal masterminds based in Houston Texas.
Ninjas couldn't storm the house because of poison gas, but an el ninja tore the fucking place apart!
by clark-nova November 4, 2008
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stink ninja

A derogatory term used by women to describe sexual partners who have attempted anal intercourse without previously discussion.
Mary: I went out with paul last night (sigh)
Jane: Paul, you should have talked to me first. He's a stink ninja.
Mary: You got that right. I won't shit right for a week.
by Micro67 May 15, 2010
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Ninja Queef

When you queef, ninja stars are protected out of your vagina killing everything in immediate sight.
Holy fuck, I just killed Charlie Sheen with my Ninja Queef.
by Legendaryurbanchirps June 22, 2011
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Ninja Waffle

A waffle that is a ninja.
Also the name of a pet on WoW.

A Proper Noun or noun or adjective or verb.
Mmm... Ninja Waffle

OMG your pet spider, Ninja Waffle is so hot!

Don't be such a ninja waffle!
by Attiria March 14, 2011
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Ninja Driving

driving at night without one's lights on. sluts often use this when trying to sneak home.
"my parents are in bed, good thing I mastered ninja driving."
by freetogettfried March 17, 2010
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Ninja Walk

Walking in a crouched position as if to hide an erection.
The other day I was ninja walking around the grocery store to make people think I had a hard on.
by zbishop May 19, 2010
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