Jerk-tographer

A male who films himself masturbating to completion, often with a smart-phone, and then sends it to women in hope of getting a mercy fuck but almost always finds only rejection. This overweight male often uses his stomach to prop the camera allowing a freehand for prostate massaging.

Lunchbox is a real jerk-tographer. He's got fap videos all over the net. He's taking the masturbation world by storm.

by Tubbie McFunklestein June 16, 2011

Jerk test

One who is a jerk but more jerkier.

Jason is being a jerk test today than ever before.

by Mitchie Pants June 17, 2011

jerk the dolphin

Dolphins are the only animals beside humans that are capable of being jacked off.

Aaron was late to the party, he needed to jerk the dolphin off.

by BigRedTime52 June 18, 2011

jerk simple

the result of excessive masturbation, rendering abuser incapable of functioning in social situations.

As he stared at her breasts and muttered obscenities she wondered if he was retarded or just jerk simple

by pipedoc December 19, 2011

Jerk Turd Fuck Head

Someone who is an asshole.

"That was my parking space, you jerk turd fuck head!"

by The_Dood October 23, 2012

Jerkadent

Jerkadent: an accident caused by a JERK who wasn't paying attention, was under the influence of alcohol or drugs, talking on ones cell phone/and or texting, driving a vehicle at a rapid speed well above the posted speed limit, and causes an ACCIDENT. This no longer becomes an accident, it is a JERKADENT.

Joe is driving home from the bar wasted, going 65MPH in a 50MPH Zone, Joes booty call rings up, he answers, and proceeds to text his buddies that he is going to get lucky.

Meanwhile Sally is driving home from the late shift at Mcdonalds. She drives through a posted GREEN light, when BAM Joe (busy texing) t-bones her.

This causes a JERKADENT. It isn't an accident because Joe was being a complete dick JERK!! Accidents are mistakes, JERKADENTS are accidents caused by careless losers.

by Caylene Alexis October 18, 2013

jerk line

A line of people who are jerking off in sync together

dude remember that time when you were really drunk and you were in that jerk line and you cumed in that guys butthole

by Wang Liqin November 4, 2014