Jesus Boy 

Jesus boy is Mamma Newstead's brother, Mamma was burned by Dagoth Ur's hand of fire, and Jesus boy(who is a cross) is still burning today, Not turned into a pile of ashes like Mamma.

Hey...lets wave the Jesus Boy across the knob, maybe it'll unlock itself.

Jesus Boy by Jesus August 21, 2006

jesus and pals 

This term describes a group of people (or whole community) that are very friendly and/or extremely leniant.

My school has jesus and pals in it... not many of the teachers there are strict enough.

jesus and pals by Burai October 6, 2006

jesus on a stick 

my answer to every question my teacher asks

Fat fuck misra:who started the revolution?
Me:Jesus on a stick

jesus on a stick by Maddy June 14, 2003

jesus tight 

to be so amazingly awesome that everything is right, only two people can achieve an actual level of jesus tight-ness

punching skurred in the face is jesus tight

jesus tight by gamzab July 9, 2007

Jesus Pose 

A type of transcendental yoga-like meditation. When sticking your arms straight out into a T position can cause the feeling of oneness with your surroundings. Can cause a feeling of contacting angels or being abducted by aliens. Myth surrounds this pose in antiquity.

Dude I was listening to Trance music on top of this mountain in a Jesus Pose getting into a state of trance. Unreal Bro

Jesus Pose by TRANCER92 January 24, 2012

jesus bomb

The holiest of power bombs. It has the ability to kill the powers of idiocy over IRC.

#von uses this to the fullest extent possible. Many a noob and retard have been killed by this.

jesus bomb by Anonymous August 21, 2006

Jesus, The

A sexual position in which the male stands behind the female, firmly holds her wrists, penetrates her from behind, and lifts her up, using the motion of his hips to pull out and push in. Two women can use a strap-on dildo to accomplish this.

Extreme caution should be exercised to avoid unwanted anal penetration.

Both heterosexual and homosexual couples can use this for anal sex if they have adequately prepared for the experience and applied sufficient lubrication.

This position has little use other than for novelty or comedy value and should not be sprung upon your partner without advance warning.

Man: "Hey, want to try 'The Jesus' to spice up our sex life?"
Woman: "Sure, how does that go?"
Man: "Here, let me show you"
(Penetrates her, lifts here up, and begins humping with her feet several inches off the ground)
Woman: "Oh Jesus, I think you just dislocated both of my shoulders"

Jesus, The by GWBBQ March 2, 2005