Itachi

How I look showing up to my brother Magic the gathering group and winning 4 straight:

Hym "Like Itachi."

by Hym Iam December 18, 2025

Italian litterbox

while in the act is coitus, a man ejaculates into his pectus excavating, forming a pool, and the women, dressed as a cat, begins to lap up the semen like a cat while purring aggressively and scratching at the man's face.

Hey Dom you have a sunken chest right? We should do an Italian litterbox.

by Fragrance Fag January 15, 2026

Itanimulli

Gateway to Alternate Realities

Itanimulli Gateway to Alternate Realities

by GatewayNode January 16, 2026

Italian Breathalyzer

The act of hitting a vape that is held between someone’s ass cheeks while they fart at the same time

Bro last night was a movie. The stripper let me hit an Italian Breathalyzer.

by erb519 January 21, 2026

Odd-itality

it's a more demeaning word derived from Originality

Your Odd-itality is over 9000

by Peelo123 July 1, 2011

Rusty Italian

A term used to describe a female who's vagina is so raunchy it "rusts"

"Dude- She's such a Rusty Italian, nobody goes down on her."

by Dewayne January 17, 2013

The Italian Birthday

When you go to an upscale restaurant in a major city with a strict dress code (the kind of place that lends out a jacket to the sap that forgot his at home) without a jacket, a ridiculously colored pair of pants, and an obnoxious bow tie or better yet in shorts, flip flops and no tie, either way with your sleeves rolled up. You then manage somehow to be seated against the establishment's policies. Shortly thereafter you are sung happy birthday in Italian by a portly employee. For additional fun, go to the bathroom all the way across the restaurant in your shorts, thereby giving everyone a second look at your audacity.

Guy 1: She didn't tell me the place would be so fancy. I was insanely underdressed.
Guy 2: So, what'd you do?
Guy 1: What any man would do. I went in there, met her dad and brother, and pulled The Italian Birthday.
Guy 2: How'd that turn out?
Guy 1: Oh they hate me, but it was funny as hell.

by R-Dizawg July 20, 2013