Seven Holy Founders

Once you've cleared all the bases with Janice in the back of your dad's '72 Buick it's time to take her upstairs and show her the Seven Holy Founders. She wants you to take her to church.

Rick: I heard Greg is taking Janice to the Olive Garden tonight. I didn't know he was so loaded. He must really like her.

Brian: Yeah, but I heard she said that he could show her the Seven Holy Founders after if he paid for endless breadsticks.

Rick: Damn!

by nocharge October 23, 2023

Holy Cuntage

It’s a term to describe an exclamation, much similar to WTF but rather showing disdain or remorse.

Holy Cuntage, I was so close to closing out the deal!

by Sugdeez October 30, 2023

Holy Stroller

A Christian Evangelical who keeps on having babies to one up and appear more fruitful than their fellow church mates.

The church congregation was trying to get past the holy stroller family, with all their Nuna, UPPAbaby, Silver Cross, Mima, Cybex, and Bugaboos, to enter the pews. This family mistakenly thought congregants were there to worship them, rather than the almighty Lord.

by RealPriestess October 30, 2023

Holy Stroller

A Christian Evangelical who keeps on having babies to one up and appear more fruitful than their fellow church mates.

The church congregation was trying to get past the holy stroller family, with all their Nuna, UPPAbaby, Silver Cross, Mima, Cybex, and Bugaboos, to enter the pews. This family mistakenly thought congregants were there to worship them, rather than the almighty Lord.

by RealPriestess October 30, 2023

Holy Lifton

Something my grandpa says. I think it’s from north Ontario

“hey Bernard just died. He was ran over a car and eaten by raccoons”

“Holy Lifton!”

by Dequav10us November 19, 2023

Holy Mischief

A counter to happenstance when a person feels that God is at work, and He is possibly, though not necessarily, being rather cheeky about it.

"You won't believe this, man. Something today told me I should call Max... It's been like 5 years since we even spoke. I really didn't want to, but I just kept feeling like I should. Kept nagging at me. So I sent him message and, look you can see, he messaged me at the EXACT SAME TIME!"

"What? That's crazy! Sounds like holy mischief to me, brother!"

by Aje before beauty December 18, 2023

Holy Saint Nikolas Swiggum

Leader of the church of ketchup, Saint Nik is a holy man who hails from the land of Mongolia. He has come to Wsconsin to purify the souls of poor Americans in need of ketchup. All will fall before the Holy purity of His divinity will cleanse all nonbelievers in an efficient and righteous purge on the year of the Saint 2040. All non believers in the ketchup house will be cleansed upon the turn of this holy year, leaving the followers of ketchup to build the world anew.

Praise Holy Saint Nikolas Swiggum, let the nonbelievers perish in the realm of flavorless food.

by The prophet of Nikolas December 31, 2023