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Atascadero High School 

A little slice of hell. Typical high school in that nothing works, the teachers are boring and inept, and the administration exists for the sole purpose of being ridiculed. Primary site of interest is the haunted B Building basement, and that's it. Most buildings are retrofitted portables or ancient, except for the administration building. Only good point is the football team, which usually kicks serious ass. Also has a decent AG program, which means that you get a bunch of aggies who are just chilling there till they can go work on a farm. Also drains all school funds. School decor involves mostly concrete and orange strips of paint. Orange and grey all the... you get the point. Basically, it sucks.
Adult: So what did you do at Atascadero High School today?

Student: Slept through my first two classes, went to Taco De Mexico for lunch, skipped the horrible pep rally and smoked weed instead.
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China Spring High School 

A 3-A high school in China Spring, TX. The worst place to go if you're looking for support from your fellow classmates and peers! It's filled to the brim with stuck up jerks and preps that are just waiting to cause drama and get all in your personal business. If you want a challenge, and never-ending stress, and ridiculous break times due to the fact that the school doesn't want to lose a single penny on taxes? I happily suggest you go here!

Christchurch Boy's High School 

A shithole school full of dumb faggots who rape girls and end up as plumbers or gay prostitutes later in life.
Haha look! its one of those faggots from Christchurch Boy's High School

Middletown High School North 

On of the two public high schools in Middletown, NJ. Some of the things that stand out about this school are the crazy teachers, stupid rules, unsuccessful sports teams. The cafeteria is over crowded, noisy and everyone cuts you on the line witch causes you to wait like an hour just to get a friggin chicken wrap for $2.10. The security guards lock you out of the school if you are one minute late causing you to walk all the way to the front of the school even in the freezing rain just to get into the building so you can sign in late and get a pink slip that causes you to just be even more late to class. If you get to class a few minutes late and the teachers sign you in (not late), they get a huge amount of trouble. They even went out of their way to install security cameras just to catch students who are late to class. Oh, and the security guards seem to be friends with all the trouble makers in the school. (they help them smoke, even though it is prohibited by law on school grounds)

The population mainly consists of wiggers, guidos, skater punks, stoners, and knuckle draggers. There is however, a small population of normal students. The hallways are flooded with kids, who push and shove, curse, yell, body slam their friends, etc. It takes like 5 minutes just to get down like one friggin hallway.

The cheerleaders are terrible, so is our football team. The only good team we have is the bowling team.

Gym class consists of almost a half hour to get changed, stand around, sit, wait, do nothing while we listen to instructions, stretch, walk around, and mabey 15 mins of actual physical activity.

There are many psycho teachers. My English teacher told me that if the he drove by in his car and saw the school on fire, he would empty his gas tank and throw it on the fire.(true story)

Well, i guess you get the idea. I don't quite know what it is that makes this school so bad. It has to be a combination of things.
Wigger1: "yo i heard you got arrested last night fa sellin weed"

Wigger2: "cha bra, the cops are so gay for doin their job"

Princial: "GIVE ME THAT WATER BOTTLE"

Wigger1: "WHY YO"

Principal: "YOUR SUSPENDED AND IM CALLING THE POLICE!!!!"

Student: (sighs)"Middletown High School North sucks."

Riverwood High School 

A school in which marijuana literally grows out of the cracks of the tiles. A hangout for pot-heads, stoners, and the sort; Any school in which the principal is a big fat oaf; A school renown for it's poor education, unqualified teachers, and large amounts of illegal substances.
Random Principal: Wow, our SAT scores have dropped 25% this year.
Vice Principal: Looks as if we are becoming a Riverwood high school.

Riverwood High School by I be Fye February 24, 2009

Silverado High School 

Also known as Sluterado, a school located in Las Vegas, NV, home of the most wannabe gangsta/swagfag bitch asses who wouldn't survive 2 hours in east Los Angeles.
Only at Silverado High School you would find wannabe hoodlums in the non-ghetto part of town.
Silverado High School by Neo2099 September 26, 2014

Dekalb High School 

A high school located in Waterloo Indiana where teachers don’t know how to teach shit, our school ignores anyone who doesn’t play sports, the students are fake ass bitches, and a school where they act like they give a shit about bullying and conflict.
Oh you go to Dekalb High School?”
“Yeah, wish I didn’t”
Dekalb High School by drugdealer101 September 19, 2018