Kid Who Cuts His Own Hair

a child who takes crayola scissors to his head; a person who yells random shit and bangs on the table; a person who says diltch and mother trucker over and over.

Also know as....8< His Own Hair or Cuts His Own Hair

Paul: hey, cuts his own hair, whats goin on?

Kid Who Cuts His Own Hair: Im doin truckin awesome, sippin on my diltch juice and watching turkish trucks.

by Pagifin January 20, 2010

Chris is playing hide and seek with his waves

he can"t find his waves, he has none anyway they are microscopic

Chris Collot where are your waves? I don't know son. Chris is playing hide and seek with his waves

by Mrs.Howard March 28, 2019

nigga just got AIDS in his mouth!

What you shout when you see a man get hit in the face with a booty...made famous by =3 ...

*comment on serra de bunda dance video* NIGGA JUST GOT AIDS IN HIS MOUTH!!!1!!!one!!!

by *j*b*t*b* July 6, 2010

Philip Rivers and His Band of Yo-Yos

Reference to Philip Rivers and the assorted players on the San Diego Chargers, who serve as limited targets on the offensive and threaten the other team very little. Mostly composed of SoCal trash, such as Darren Sproles, Ryan Mathews, Malcom Floyd, and Seyi Ajirotutu.

If Philip Rivers and his band of yo-yos jumped off a cliff, would you follow them?

by Teach Me How to Jimmer July 1, 2011

Hi, Im Mike Breece, I will allow that.

The "Lone Wolfe", one who wears heels, and pants to mommy. One who self indulges into third party conversations to they-self. One's own brilliancy to bring back civilization from the brink of self destruction. Considered to have have long hairy arms and weekly "meatings" with other men.

Hi, Im Mike Breece, I will allow that.

by Oh..my..god February 6, 2019

stick a dick in his butt and call it Christmas

To pass off bad news as good news. Usually it applies to when this act is incredibly obvious and poorly executed. When this is done, it is usually even more offensive than simply telling someone the bad news.

The doctor said that Joe was lucky to be paralyzed, since he'd no longer have to worry about getting into skateboarding accidents. All he did was stick a dick in his butt and call it Christmas.

by magusguy October 1, 2007

tell your folks I says hi

How Wisconsinites say to tell your parents hello

Hey, watch out for deer and tell your folks I says hi!

by Ed Wong Ho Peplue Treveruski 4 January 24, 2021