French fry boner 

A mental boner for the french fries you are dreaming of eating. Can be used for short or long-term, although french fry boners do eventually turn into french fry blue balls.

"I need you to stop talking about your asshole because you're killing my french fry boner. All I want are my goddamned fries, stop ruining this for me." this is almost exactly how the word was first discovered

"What do you want for lunch?"
"I've had a french fry boner all day, let's get burgers."

French fry boner by AngryPomegranate March 30, 2021

French Pickle 

Sucking an old mans wrinkly penis.

Mr Jefferson at the old folks home made me give him a french pickle, I hate this job!

French Pickle by Donkey Doug April 8, 2021

French Sprinkler 

The act of deliberately vomiting on someone to exit a conversation that's become too tedious to endure.

Richard kept droning on and on about his favourite sports team doing sporting this weekend so I pulled the ol' French Sprinkler to shut him up and get the heck out of there.

French Sprinkler by Frothy_walarus April 25, 2021

French Astronaut

Codeword for a fussy eater.

Named for Frenchman Thomas Pesquet, whose meals in the International Space Station will include lobster, beef bourguignon, cod with black rice and almond tarts with caramelized pears.

"We've got a French Astronaut at Table Seven. Prepare to have everything sent back."

French Astronaut by Monkey's Dad April 25, 2021

french flag 

the most fuckable flag, if this flag asks you to fuck, SAY YES

the french flag asked me to fuck and i said yes

french flag by fuckmefrenchflag May 2, 2021

French Impale 

The sexual act of fucking a girl's mouth upside down, ejaculating in it, and letting it drip down into her nose

Dude, that chick last night totally let me French Impale her.

French Impale by B Lo-ki May 7, 2021

french.flowers

a Roblox tiktoker with 1108 followers. They do overlays that people create, and make Roblox emote videos with it. She also does other things as well, such as dances and other random things. A little bit about them:
Their pronouns are she/her/they/them.
She is a lesbian/demigirl/non-binary.
Their real name is ali.
And they are a minor.

Person 1: have you seen french.flowers’s new tiktok?
Person 2: no, but I will go watch it!

french.flowers by kidcore.flowers June 5, 2021