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Emily Flars

Born in 1872, Emily Flars was known for sending children on scavenger hunts. Although she frightened the children, she always rewarded them with a surprise in the end. Ms. Flars was found dead in an abandoned house in 1908. One of her victims told their parents about the mysterious notes. The parents grew furious and murdered Emily Flars. Some kids now still find Ms. Flars’s notes. If you receive one of them, be careful.
Emily Flars (1872-1908)
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