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Coltergasm

One that sneaks into your life, catches you off-guard and leaves you numb from pleasure
He definitely pulled a coltergasm last weekend, and I think I'm on love!
by He_who_is_not May 21, 2024
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Coltergasm

One that sneaks into your life, catches you off-guard and leaves you numb from pleasure
A combination of Cole... Poltergeist... and orgasm
Damn he is a real coltergasm!
by He_who_is_not May 23, 2024
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Centel'd

Believing something fake that could be true but it's outrageous if it is and you spread it
Me: Bob (nerdy ah mofo) just completely fucked Emily 9School Bop) and gave her an STD
Friend: Bro ain no way, I know they've been sharing answers but no way he tapped
Friend: Im bouta tell the whole school

Me: Bro you just got Centel'd
Friend: ???
Me: I told something fake that could be true but its outrageous if it is and it created hella backlash and you believed it

Friend: Im Ronching you!
by CandyClan October 26, 2024
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Canteenting

The act of storing anteater semen inside of a canteen and proceeding to suck it out using a straw connected to your asshole. Then proceeding to illegally gamble on Kazakhstani wheelchair bocce.
Yo, its been a long ass week, you wanna go Canteenting tn?
by Bolivian Ken Jennings December 4, 2024
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center console

A woman's vagina, because it is both in da middle of her body and is something dat can work wonders to help a less-than-cheery-'n'-chipper dude feel better while he's nesting and/or thrusting his penis inside of her.
If da honey-hole between a gal's legs is a "center console" for a guy's love-pipe, would "front console" refer to da tits of said chick, in dat a guy could soothe and satisfy his "lonesome-and-empty" emotions by "filling" his thirsting hands with said warm luscious pillows of pliable protoplasm? Perhaps said guy's warm fuzzy chest could also be viewed as a "front console" for said baby-feeders-equipped human, in dat she could rest her head against said hunk's heated-'n'-carpeted heart-region and thus be comforted herself in times of distress.
by QuacksO January 2, 2025
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Centerfield

Person 1: “I thought Frank Ocean was straight.”

Person 2: “Nah, he plays centerfield.”
by PearlSpaceJam January 14, 2025
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centerville junior high school

a school in Fremont, CA, that's filled with people who just wanna cause drama. there's smart kids ig but after Mr.Luis left and Ms.lemkee became principal (no offense), the schools has become hella strict and like, it's not even fun no more.

oh also, there's hella wannabe thugz. well maybe not hella, but damn

the schools good ig its js the people
a man: aye do you go to centerville junior high school? (cjhs)

another man: yeah why?

a man: damn

another man: wym?

a man: well im js sayin, that's schools rough asf
by he's 4474 miles away February 3, 2025
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