Chode

A penis so wide and short, it looks like a puffy vagina.

Thot 1: I really want to have sex with Chad.
Thot 2: Don't do it, i hear he has a chode.

by kachichael November 1, 2018

Chode

1. To some, a hideous cock that’s wider than it is long
2. To others, a normal cock that’s limping back down after it stood up for a bit
3. To a few who don’t know that “gooch” and “taint” are already words (or who are simply chodes themselves), the gooch and taint

4. To all the rest, the editor in chief of any broadly trafficked niche industry / hobby fandom website who props themselves / their sites up as if they’re somehow torchbearers of free speech, but really they’re just enabling and normalizing and applaud blatantly racist, transphobic, homophobic, xenophobic, misogynist, and just all-around generally fascist language while shutting down anyone with a lick of sense

@Jeca on Fragrantica dot com is such a fucking chode.

by The Chodester June 8, 2023

Chode test

The chode test or procedure is:

Grab a tuna can
Stick dick in can
If dick touches the rims of the can and doesnt touch the bottom, you have a chode

Man, I took the chode test like you said. I won't say any more than that.
My dick didnt even touch the rims nor the bottom!

by Praker September 25, 2017

sigma chode

a very sigma looking girthy penis

wow did you see david has a sigma chode

by Sigmarizzler82 February 6, 2024

Chode

If you look at Tyler Herrera than you will know. Very short and fat, kinda looks like a pancake.

Ty Ty has a Chode, and he is a chode

by Libila May 7, 2024

You Suck Chodes

What you say to your lame uncle

Suk: “You suck CHODES, Uncle Dylan!”

by Uncle Dylan September 25, 2025

Chode Factory

A thick girl who sucks everyones dick.

Wow Isabel Gonzalez is such a chode factory!

by Fuck class of 2024 June 22, 2019