chode features

someone who is very fat/obese and their face is wider in length than it is long.
OMG look at "smithys" chode features!
by helen chode smith January 02, 2011
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Joe Chode

Cool kid. Vapes for $3, Juul for $5.
by Peenile November 14, 2018
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chode rizz

A chode spitting immaculate game to their woman of choice. There is something special about chode rizz as it puts women under a spell.
Hey! Did you see Mark Wahlberg use his chode rizz on that model?
by DarthLeaman March 18, 2024
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Chode Cut

Chode Cut: A vegetable cutting technique that slices vegetables into short, thick strips, similar to a julienne but with a reduced length (approximately 1/2 inch to 1 inch). It’s preferred for peppers and green beans to maintain a hearty bite and works well for carrots, squash, and zucchini, offering a balance of texture and even cooking in various preparations.
Chef Jeff really nailed the Chode Cut on the Haricots Verts. Thats not an easy task and too many people are afraid to try.
by Aoudad March 24, 2025
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Chode

Joe Biden is a chode.
by Don Bussier July 11, 2023
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Chode Hulk

A male of short stature who has lots of rage built up inside of him. He also has a short penis with lots of girth.
Look at how small David’s dick is, he’s such a chode hulk.
by lildicknick68 December 23, 2020
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Chode Churning

The act of jacking off while using butter as lube.
After a night of chode churning, Erics mom was very upset when she went to make cookies the next day and all her butter was gone.
by PudPounder June 17, 2022
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