Brown Eyed Girl 

-Noun-

1) An act in which a heterosexual couple performs anal sex. Afterward, the male wipes his feces-covered penis over the eyes of his partner. Hence, the term "brown eyed."

2) A girl who has recently experienced the "Brown eyed girl."

-My boyfriend gave me the brown eyed girl, so I couldn't see while crossing the street.

-I gave her the brown eyed girl, because I couldn't find any toilet paper.

-Some people call the brown eyed girl an art medium, but experts argue that it is merely a method of genital hygiene.

Brown Eyed Girl by Wheaties_ftw March 16, 2010

Brown Noise 

The sound of brown. It is a low pitch sound that makes the listeners asshole go "BLAH!!," leaving the pants of the victim heavy and very very brown.

When I was at that rap concert last night they hit the brown noise and all the niggas in the house shit demselves.

Brown Noise by Fat Man Jumpin April 27, 2006

Brown Cloud

The Brown Cloud, or Brown Clouding is the act of firmly placing a soiled infant diaper into a female partner's face, while having sexual intercourse from a doggystyle position.

The Brown Cloud is an advanced sexual maneuver requiring one male, one female, a doggystyle position, a soiled baby diaper (must be #2), and one firm swing arm.

One must maintain a firm grip on his partner while plunging almost epileptically, grab the soiled baby diaper with a cupped hand, and firmly smash the poo side of the diaper into his partners face (as one might do with a pie).

You achieve extra cool points if some of the #2 enters the mouth or nostrils of the female. Also, it is considered incorrect if you stop thrusting at any point during this process.

It is perfectly ok to state after the event has taken place that you have officially "Brown Clouded a Bitch."

B-On: "Hey, lets fuck"
Dre-A: "Ok"
B-On: "Bend over"
Dre-A: "Ok"
***doggystyle slapping sounds***
***epileptic seizure plunging***
****FWAP****
B-On: "Yup, that's doo doo on your face"
Dre-A: *garbled sounds*
B-On: "Did you cum before I brown clouded you bitch?"

Brown Cloud by B-On July 7, 2009

brown baggin 

The process of putting a brown bag over a sex partner's face to fully engage in sexuall activity without seeing that partner's face to ruin the act itself.

DAMN she has a fine body, but i would have to be brown baggin that face for the deed to get done.

brown baggin by outkaste3 October 16, 2006

Brown dick 

A fag or a fairy. I think it's quite new. It's derived from the effects of a homosexual's favorite past time which is doing it into the rear.

That guy is a brown dick, better keep your butt to the wall.

Brown dick by Joe March 3, 2005

brown gangster

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A gangster who is of the skin colour brown.

Note: This shouldn't be for Mexicans or any other races that have white tanned body.

Brown gangsters must be orginated from countries like Bangladesh or India or Pakistan ...

Man 1 : Yo look at the nine the Gangster is holding
Man 2: Yeah and he's brown
Man 1 : Must be a brown gangster then.

brown gangster by A.k Lee July 28, 2006

Brown Apple 

When a girls vagina has little brown spots on and in it. More of the color of the skin not a disease of any sort.
but yes the girl is white
the vagina could also be a bit shiny

hense if you think about it its shiny like an apple and brown like the bite marks in it.
Don't question it
yes this is for you Mr. Harris

That chick sent me a pic of her vagina and it looked like the brown apple. gross !

Brown Apple by Damn you english class May 8, 2009