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Shakin' Da Bacon

A slang term for the male version of masturbation, whereas "shakin'" refers to the motion of the hand gesture and "bacon" represents the penis, or whoopie stick.
Hey man, do you want to come over tonight and watch The Notebook with me?

Nah, I'll be too busy shakin' da bacon.
by Phillip Mugooch February 12, 2010
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bacon cheeto

a Cheeto with bacon rapped around them.
Joe: Ey man you got that bacon rapped cheeto other known as a bacon cheeto??
Bob: HELL YA MAN!!!!!!!!!!
by Tikka Jakobo May 21, 2018
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bacon sub

A bacon sub is a colloquialism for masturbating in the bathroom at subway bathroom with mayonnaise.
Brian had a "bacon sub" on his break while thinking about his coworker Jenny
by #Yoloswagmchdouchbag December 10, 2014
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bacon nerd

A person that will try and eat any kind of bacon anywhere, anytime.
Excuse me waiter, can I get just a side of your hippie style over priced bacon? Yes I am a bacon nerd.
by isoskepsis December 1, 2018
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gargling his bacon

Gargling his bacon or Gargling bacon is a euphemism for dick sucking popularized by the band ninja sex party's song "accept my shaft"
Susan stopped making out out with Johhny andwent down and started gargling his bacon
by Kelpsye June 7, 2016
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Breakfast Bacon Almighty

Usually a nickname for a large breakfast containing bacon. Often found in 90% of American homes and 100% of homes on the Cook Islands.
"hey, what the fuck are you eating?"
"it's a breakfast bacon almighty, that's what!"
by syst3mselite February 21, 2024
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Bacon and egger

I want a bacon and egger from Maccas for breakfast
by BuildingGuy August 30, 2018
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