A slang term for the male version of masturbation, whereas "shakin'" refers to the motion of the hand gesture and "bacon" represents the penis, or whoopie stick.
Hey man, do you want to come over tonight and watch The Notebook with me?
Nah, I'll be too busy shakin' da bacon.
Nah, I'll be too busy shakin' da bacon.
by Phillip Mugooch February 12, 2010

Joe: Ey man you got that bacon rapped cheeto other known as a bacon cheeto??
Bob: HELL YA MAN!!!!!!!!!!
Bob: HELL YA MAN!!!!!!!!!!
by Tikka Jakobo May 21, 2018

by #Yoloswagmchdouchbag December 10, 2014

Excuse me waiter, can I get just a side of your hippie style over priced bacon? Yes I am a bacon nerd.
by isoskepsis December 1, 2018

Gargling his bacon or Gargling bacon is a euphemism for dick sucking popularized by the band ninja sex party's song "accept my shaft"
by Kelpsye June 7, 2016

Usually a nickname for a large breakfast containing bacon. Often found in 90% of American homes and 100% of homes on the Cook Islands.
by syst3mselite February 21, 2024

by BuildingGuy August 30, 2018
