Smoky Alabama

The sexual act in which someone inhales smoke or vapor and then exhales it directly onto their sibling's genitalia.

Kevin and Sarah are now grounded! I heard their mom caught them doing a Smoky Alabama!

Can you believe that Harvey actually Alabama Smoked his brother??

by The Rinsed Condoms August 5, 2024

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Alabama

A piece of toast with an egg cooked inside a hole cut in the center of the bread.

Hey kid's want me to make some Alabama's for breakfast?

by Radiconyoung June 9, 2024

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Alabama hot-seat

When you poop through the sun roof of a vehicle with kids in the backseat(s).

Pranked my neighbor's family with an Alabama hot-seat just as they were leaving for soccer practice

by got games? August 23, 2022

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A small town in Calhoun County, Alabama. The town is mostly made up of Jacksonville State University, which is mostly unremarkable except for it's internationally known marching band, The Marching Southerners.

Guy 1: Have you heard of Jacksonville, Alabama?
Guy 2: Isn't that the town with the college with the really great marching band?
Guy 1: Whoop Troy.

by TheRealSTL June 24, 2014

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Alabama Crab Bucket

When, in an effort to remove genital lice, one or both parties shave their pubes into a sink, bucket, or other vessel, then light the contents on fire and use bodily fluids to put out the fire.

Bro, she wouldn't get with me last night until I performed an Alabama Crab Bucket. She wanted to see for herself to make sure everything was cool down there.

by Curtis Claymore May 20, 2025

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Alabama Double

A sportsman's double but the mother and daughter are your mother and grandmother

Cletus: hey man, I totally got with a milf and gilf at the same time last night!
Jethro: dude, that’s your mom and grandma
Cletus: I know, it was an Alabama Double!

by Captain Hammerpenis December 2, 2018

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