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Toolbox

Noun. A dude who is a tool or douche-bag, but also a pussy
Dude, fuck that toolbox! All he does is talk shit but never to anyone’s face!
by shan onyx May 1, 2024
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Toole Sag

Toole sag means Puppy (literal translation : baby dog) mostly used to express love. In the persian language. Sometimes also used to call naughty children. It is not uncommon to hear it from Iranians. Not to be misunderstood as an insult.
by Ifcowscouldfly July 5, 2024
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Tool Assisted

Long-hand for TAS.
Wow! That play was Tool Assisted!
by J3rry_B3rry March 12, 2026
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Tool

A fantastic prog metal band. A lot of their songs are in odd time signatures and often switch between time signatures mid-song.

Ive been listening to their music a lot for the past few months and I shit you not my IQ went up by 14 points.

Listening to their music is like smoking DMT while doing your math homework.
Guy 1: Hey bro what band do you like?

Guy 2: I like Tool.

Guy 1: Ride the Spiral, to the End

Guy 2: Fuck you, buddy

Guy 1: Lol. What do you like to do in your spare time

Guy 2: I enjoy finding beauty in the dissonance

Guy 1: Thats nice, this week im gonna learn to swim.
by Mausoleumgoer January 27, 2025
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Tool

A tool is someone you hit with your penis in the face with while asleep... You take pictures and post them on line and tell everyone he's a "moe.. moe".... A tool is a guy who everyone doesn't want around because they know he wears diapers, but let him chill because u need a ride to the diaper factory.... A tool is someone who got caught having anal with a dog, he explains it by saying dog reverses to god? What makes him a tool and not a zooerastiaist is he is on the receiving end of the "god" (backwards) sex.... And lastly the top tool is a guy who follows stray dogs and catches the poo from their butts before hitting the ground... What he does with poo is pure toolism! Either covers his genitalia in it, or uses a pastry bag to inject it into his anus, also known as poo insert.
What is that guy doing, leave that dog alone you fucking tool... And put on some clothes, diapers on a millennial is just wrong!
by King-of-the-whifes February 1, 2025
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toolcrastination

The act of delaying or postponing tasks by focusing on setting up new tools, software, or systems, often under the belief that these will enhance productivity. However, this behavior typically results in further procrastination and avoidance of the actual work that needs to be done.
I spent the entire afternoon organizing my new project management app instead of actually working on the project. Classic toolcrastination!
by petit_poua February 26, 2025
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Tool

Wrong, Russell. You are trying to get me accept principles at the level of the deontological so that you can trick someone into doing something. You are not the morality tester Russell.
Hym "And I... Have exactly ONE moral axiom. I singular moral principle. Do you remember what that principle is Russell? It is WRONG for someone OTHER THAN ME to control MY mind. No amount of trickery or lying or pretending is going to convince ME... That it should be otherwise. Even if I WERE to accept other axioms or presuppositions... Those would all STILL be entirely ANCILLARY to my core (and ONLY) principle. You are a tool. Why anyone would be wielding you thus is a mystery to me... But I can theorize..."
by Hym Iam March 14, 2025
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