Similar to pita bread tits and garlic bread tits, toast tits are a form of breasts.
More commonly in dark skinned - flat chested females. (Some males can be affected by toast tits *usually after weight loss*)
Toast tits, as you can imagine appear flat, burnt and crusty around the edges.
Some nipples may appear completely burnt while the toast tit looks crusty.
Sucking on a toast tit is believed to cause mouth ulcers and similar oral diseases.
More commonly in dark skinned - flat chested females. (Some males can be affected by toast tits *usually after weight loss*)
Toast tits, as you can imagine appear flat, burnt and crusty around the edges.
Some nipples may appear completely burnt while the toast tit looks crusty.
Sucking on a toast tit is believed to cause mouth ulcers and similar oral diseases.
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Ben: Ooooh I wouldn't.. If you are, at least wear a condom, she's a toaster bro.
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