toast roast

when you roast a white person with a fake tan

"let's head down to the beach and toast roast"

by harrysaidso August 2, 2016

toast roast

when you roast a white person with a fake tan

"let's head down to the beach and toast roast"

by harrysaidso August 2, 2016

Toaster garage

The act of farting into a plastic bag, then opening the garage by popping it into someones face.

Aw man brandon really did disrespect his girlfriend and gave him a toaster garage

by Rundickpoopcheese June 20, 2016

toasted scroates

Sweating balls.

John ran three miles and had a bad case of toasted scrotes.

Peggy was a freak and just could not live without toasted scroates.

by Tha Real D-Geezy May 18, 2016

Toasted Bread

When a white trash person listens to rap, acts black and very ghetto.

Me: Hey why is Josh always with daquan?

Friend: Oh man he's just a toasted bread

by SomeDudeYouKnow July 17, 2016

Toaster Roasted

When a person roasts the absolute fuck out of you.

You are a slut. Bam toaster roasted!

by Emily Sutton August 2, 2016

Toast tits

Similar to pita bread tits and garlic bread tits, toast tits are a form of breasts.

More commonly in dark skinned - flat chested females. (Some males can be affected by toast tits *usually after weight loss*)

Toast tits, as you can imagine appear flat, burnt and crusty around the edges.
Some nipples may appear completely burnt while the toast tit looks crusty.

Sucking on a toast tit is believed to cause mouth ulcers and similar oral diseases.

Girl Quonteesha look like she finna flop out one of them toast tits, I don't want no herpes!

by itsmyhandle September 19, 2016