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cock monkey

A girl who goes from guy to guy, whether in a relationship or just random sex, just for the cock,like a monkey would go from branch to branch on a tree.
" Rachel is such a cock monkey! She had 2 guys last night and I just seen another one come out this morning!"
by J. Dixon November 6, 2007
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Hanging Monkey

"She had a aesthetically visual hanging monkey."
by Latinlabel May 7, 2005
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Monkey Fart

Anyone who is noticeably arrogant, obnoxious, dresses inappropriately for the place they're at, and is completely aware of it, but seems to be desperate for the attention. Whenever one of these people walks into a room, everyone in that room turns and looks at each other, rolling their eyes in the same way they would if a monkey had walked in and farted quite loudly.
Did you see that guy at the gym wearing a gold chain, jeans and a wife beater, doing nothing but curls? Man. what a monkey fart!

Did John really show up to his kid's t-ball game on a sunday afternoon wearing a suit and tie? He doesn't work on the weekends, he's a high school teacher. He's a monkey fart.
by The_Smartest_Man_Alive March 28, 2009
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Flesh Monkey

Like Deco, it's used as a racial slur towards the living dead. It is sometimes considered as more derogatory than the term Deco, but is often a lot more common in most undead situations.
Someone watch the barricade! If we don't mend it soon, we'll have flesh monkeys pouring through the windows!
by Alex Pliskin July 20, 2007
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frosty monkey

the sexual act of ejaculating onto a female's hair, and helping pick out the semen particles, much like monkeys groom one another.
I heard that Jorge once gave Erin a frosty monkey.
by The Shaggin' Wagon May 9, 2008
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P Monkey

P Monkey.

Anything and everything irritating you, leading to prolonged ranting when drunk.

The act of drunkenly becoming increasingly irritated until one starts issuing fatwahs.
"After a few bottles Dave becomes a real P Monkey, laying into everything that is wrong with the world"
by Charles Chap February 26, 2010
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Pot monkey

Nickname for any stoner who tokes too much.
Also can be used to offend stoners who are stoned.
Dude, pass the spliff you pot monkey!
by unrealt87 December 7, 2004
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