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base floats

A shitter on call of duty games, who thinks he is good. He is very egotistic even tho he will always lose
Why is he being a base floats?
by Kortly June 12, 2020
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Based

Based is used to describe someone from "Base Reality" - It comes from the conflicting theories of if we are living in a "Base Reality" or a "Simulation". The concepts of differing realities (matrix style) gained traction after Elon Musk made the following statements:

1.) From the Recode Code Conference (2016) There is “a one in billions chance that this that is the world in which we live is base reality.” Which is to say, not a simulation.

2.) From the Joe Rogan Experience Podcast (2018): "Why would you make a simulation that's boring? You'd make a simulation that's way more interesting than base reality," Musk said.

A base reality is the idea that there are multiple layers of reality - and those who are from base reality or are "based" (usually associated with common sense and critical thinking) are living with those from a simulation or parallel reality/timeline.
Person 1: "A woman cannot have a penis"
Person 2: "Based"
by Terra Luna May 5, 2022
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Base Blooben Test

A test used to measure how chobblesome something is
Scar, does your permit meet the criteria of the Base Blooben test?
by LureTheCurse March 9, 2024
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Based Department

When you friend say something based or performs something based so you say “Hello? Based Department? And they respond “Lil B speaking” and then you say “is _____ Based?” And they say “yes very based”
1. I just lost my virginity
2. Hello? Based Department?
1. Lil B Speaking!
2. Is this based?
1. Yes, very based
by Red40isgood February 5, 2025
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The Base Blooben Test

The Base Blooben Test is a yes or no question.
It is required to create a Hermit Permit and the item associated with it.
Does this item meet the criteria of the Base Blooben Test?
by Animatician March 23, 2024
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Turn-based dweeb game for nerd babies

yeah dude i fuckin hate honkai star rail its a Turn-based dweeb game for nerd babies
by VEXNEUTRON March 27, 2024
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97th base

you must do all of the following while rock hard
highjack a plane while fucking everyone on it, and impregnating every woman on it, now once the plane lands, escape authorities, go home and have a rest, repete this every day for the next 10 years, you will need really short flights, now take all the children that ere born from the shit youve done for 10 years and raise them as soldiers and attempt to take over a city, once you have suceded you may take a well deserves 5 year break, however, rest well as the following will be conplicaded, as you will need to go through every base from 1st to 96th with 100 women, take the children that will most likely be born from this and put them in an arena and make them all fight to the death, raise the last surviving child and pit them against your strongest worrier from the army you used to take over the city, you should now be left with only one child, after all this you must raise the child like a normal child and set them free into society ans a reletively normal, functioning memner of society and yes YOU MUST DO ALL OF THIS WHILE HARD OR IT DOES NOT COUNT
YO I GOT TO 97TH BASE
never speak to me again
by touchyourselfnow September 11, 2025
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