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Matt

A guy with the biggest penis that is the size of Godzilla, Matt can also touch a girl and give her 8 exact orgasims. He’s also a Jedi with his meat he can make it levitate and choke you with it. Matt isn't your average guy, this guy is capable of things you didn't know existed. He’s also a sex god and go 56 hours without busting in one session. People named “Matt” usually have a 1 on a rice purity test. When you see a “Matt” do not engage him.
Matt is such a sweet person
by Idkehattoput5783 November 20, 2023
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Matt Horan

A slight obese but not overly obese man who cares for his hair. And also doesn’t brush his teeth
Don’t be a Matt Horan when u are anticipating a coming out party.
by Lester 2 September 11, 2021
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Matt Mojsej

A male figure that is worldly known for having a 13” cock.... not only that but he is very good at his sports and you should watch out he might be in your moms bed tonight
I opened up my moms room tonight and I saw matt Mojsej doing my mom what a great day
by Any land is your land December 6, 2017
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matt meyers

Ripped,strong,athletic,sexy,hot,has great hair,chick magnet
Girl1:Brooke are you dating Matt Meyers

Girl2: yes
Girl1:you are so lucky
by Fbdyjxtj November 29, 2016
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Matt

A creature with absoluetly no brain, yet the fattest ass youve ever seen.
"Damn Matt's stupid as fuck but he's got cake"
by fonkymonke May 5, 2022
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Yes Matt

There is a 50/50 chance I can in fact demonstrate that God is possible. God you're dumb!
Hym "Yes Matt! I can! By putting a bullet in your head. If God exists... Putting a bullet in your head will prove that it exists! Immediately! Easy! Killing you either proves or disproves God immediately as a matter of absolute certainty. Doesn't prove it to me. But yes, I can falsify God. I solved the Jew-Riddle. I'm smart. You're dumb. That is why you don't challenge the greatest mind who has ever lived, Matt! Yes I can demonstrate the existence of God. We can do a global genocide and that will prove once and for all whether or not God is real. And ultimately we won't have to because the sun explodes."
by Hym Iam July 5, 2025
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Matt

Matt is a gorgeous man whom I have a huge crush on. He is gorgeous, down to earth, friendly and has lovely gorgeous eyes and a lovely smile. He is simply irresistible. I wish he were my husband.
Well, I wish matt knew me personally, he is such a dreamboat
by Josemourinho'sunderpants October 19, 2021
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