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Matt

A man with the most beautiful blue eyes. But also a man to treat his girlfriend well. He is the kind of guy who will go out all night and include you with his friends and then come back and cuddle you til the sunrise. Matts are family men, one of the boys, and a person you fall in love with. Not to mention bed game is out of this world.
In class: Let’s be friends with that stallion and packing young man Matt.
With his family: Matt, you can always help me with the packing
With his girlfriend: Daddy can you do that position I love.
by Ball sac 101 November 24, 2021
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Matt Barnes

A fat barnacle who spills drinks, stuffs his back with other people's drink and also shits himself.
Wow. Matt Barnes was such a cunt last night.
by Chubby hubby456 May 20, 2018
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Matt

That one guy Nobody can beet at any sport.
He is the type of guy who is just good at everything he does.
Me: An amateur runner.
Matt: Not a runner.
Me : asks him to do a race.
Matt: Says Yes
Me : comes 2nd to Matt by 1 mile.
Matt: was an easy race.
Me : laughs because he hadn't even broken a sweat.
by Any matt is unbeatable November 22, 2021
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Matt

okk so, Matt.
He’s a character from the show, Eddsworld.
He is OBSESSED WITH HIS F A C E
Yeah-
(people ship him with a dead person named edd, the creator of eddsworld
they are friends, dont you dare-)
Oh also he got hit by Tord in the end part 2 because he wanted to press a button.
Poor matt.
And also rip his eyes from seeing the horrible fanfic in Fan Service 2.
That was a unholy fanfic-
basically like this,
I like Matt. He’s very obsessed with his face
People ship him with a dead person.
by melzy1 June 23, 2021
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Matt

Matt looks like he would be an angel, smart, kind and funny. But in reality Matt is nothing but a devil, an egg some most call him, spilling his nasty opinions on everyone. The feeling of a being around a Matt is like when you get new boots for the first time but then fall face-first onto mud.
Friend 1: omg look at that bully kicking the teacher
Friend 2: oh he must be a Matt
by MattTheRottenEgg December 29, 2020
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matt murkin

A really dopey twat who thinks he's a pulling machine but he's really not, he thinks he's the beez knees, he thinks it's Sunday on a Monday like the stupid prick he is.
Geoff-Is it a Friday or a Saturday, cause it feels like a Sunday
Hagrid-your a real matt murkin you know that??
by Dr floppy schlong July 12, 2017
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Matt-the-cyber-cheat-northey

A narcissistic man child that will bullshit his way through a 5 year relationship by cyber cheating
We all know who messaged the neighbour on a swinging site matt-the-cyber-cheat-northey
by Tricklyfe February 4, 2022
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