clam jam

Menstrual blood that gloops out dark and thick

I was finger banging Wes’s mom at a swingers party and when I looked down at my hand I saw it was covered in her clam jam.

by Thom Walsh June 15, 2024

Clam Jam

The opposite of a sausage party, when there is a large ratio of women:men in a group.

"I need to leave this place, it's a total clam jam"

by ryguyedmonton January 13, 2016

Clam Jam

Clam Jam, slang for snail trail or vagina juice.

Take yo horny ass out my van bitch! You drippin clam jam errrywhere.

by Mega Hemroids February 29, 2024

clam guards

panties

male 1: Fuck's sake, did you see how short Shirley's skirt is today?

male 2: I have seen the promised land, and there are no clam guards in it.

by iamsoyoelpato February 15, 2012

Okinawa clam

A feral Japanese woman's genitalia

Man, I went to rural Japan and found me some good Okinawa Clam

by El guero222 March 08, 2024

Clam Cracker

A Female Trump Supporter from the greater Pacific Northwest.

That Trump rally today will be Filthy with Clam Crackers in Bremerton.

by The word of Gawd January 23, 2025

Clam artist

Someone who utilizes their female genitalia (vagina) to take advantage of someone for money or person gain.

Kasey told us she lost the money for the Weeknd tickets to a Facebook hacker, but we all know she's the real clam artist.

by PapoCrapo April 02, 2021