a four year test of how much bullshit you can put up with.
unfortunately this an apropriate way to prepare for this word of bullshit we all live in
unfortunately this an apropriate way to prepare for this word of bullshit we all live in
everyone in high school pretends like their time there will actually amount to something other than a piece of paper when you graduate
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You know you go to The New School when most of your classmates are bilingual or trilingual, a third of them have written books, and the girl who sits next to you opened at Carnegie Hall last week. (Yet for all their fancypants achievements, you know that your classmates are really just laid-back neo-hippies.)
Peace, love, and Nietzsche, man.
You know you go to The New School when most of your classmates are bilingual or trilingual, a third of them have written books, and the girl who sits next to you opened at Carnegie Hall last week. (Yet for all their fancypants achievements, you know that your classmates are really just laid-back neo-hippies.)
Peace, love, and Nietzsche, man.
It's said you can't graduate from The New School unless you participate in at least one weird protest.
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Elementary school was fun. Now that Im in retarded high school I was I was back in elementary school
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Grades- 5-8 or 6-8 or even 7-8
It consists of perverted boys trying to get into any girls pants just to say they fxcked someone.
Girls that were all sweet and dressing in what their mom's picked out for them in elementary school will turn into complete sluts (most of them) and try and give a blowjob to anyone.
DRAMA, DRAMA, DRAMA.
Teachers act like they know everything in the universe, when in actuality, they know just a little bit more then us, sometimes less -_-.
The place where people most likely become depressed.
6th grade- You're short, nerdy, oblivious to everything and anything that's gonna happen to you later in your middle school years. You actually TRY on your work and most likely get good grades.
7th grade- This is the place where you hit puberty HARD, horny little boys, slutty little girls. Cliques come in, you lose your best friends that you had in 6th grade. You get more homework and projects. The teachers stare at you wierd cause you're all in that akward stage of puberty where some of the guys are actually getting tall, and where most everybody is pimple-faced. You'll care about your grades and school work for about 3/4 of the year, then, all your motivation pretty much dies.
8th grade- Probably the best year there, you're the oldest and teachers cut you some slack. HAHAH just kidding, they don't cut you slack! They give you LOADS of homework trying to "prepare" you for highschool. Yeah, preparing and copying are two completely different things. BUT, you get a prom and graduation at the end, and you find out who your REAL friends are and who were the fakes. Nobody gives a shit about their work anymore. MOST people will stop wearing designer clothes EVERY SINGLE DAY and might possibly wear what they actually like. Some of the groups go away..but be aware, they come back.
Grades- 5-8 or 6-8 or even 7-8
It consists of perverted boys trying to get into any girls pants just to say they fxcked someone.
Girls that were all sweet and dressing in what their mom's picked out for them in elementary school will turn into complete sluts (most of them) and try and give a blowjob to anyone.
DRAMA, DRAMA, DRAMA.
Teachers act like they know everything in the universe, when in actuality, they know just a little bit more then us, sometimes less -_-.
The place where people most likely become depressed.
6th grade- You're short, nerdy, oblivious to everything and anything that's gonna happen to you later in your middle school years. You actually TRY on your work and most likely get good grades.
7th grade- This is the place where you hit puberty HARD, horny little boys, slutty little girls. Cliques come in, you lose your best friends that you had in 6th grade. You get more homework and projects. The teachers stare at you wierd cause you're all in that akward stage of puberty where some of the guys are actually getting tall, and where most everybody is pimple-faced. You'll care about your grades and school work for about 3/4 of the year, then, all your motivation pretty much dies.
8th grade- Probably the best year there, you're the oldest and teachers cut you some slack. HAHAH just kidding, they don't cut you slack! They give you LOADS of homework trying to "prepare" you for highschool. Yeah, preparing and copying are two completely different things. BUT, you get a prom and graduation at the end, and you find out who your REAL friends are and who were the fakes. Nobody gives a shit about their work anymore. MOST people will stop wearing designer clothes EVERY SINGLE DAY and might possibly wear what they actually like. Some of the groups go away..but be aware, they come back.
Soon to be 6th grade girl: OMG! I can't WAIT for Middle School! It's gonna be so awesome! I'll have sooo much freedom and I'll be so popular!
Graduating 8th grader: I actually feel bad for you. I'll take the pleasure of being the first one to welcome you to 3 years of almost complete hell.
Soon to be 6th grader: Psh, yeah right. It's gonna be awesome!
6th grader turns into 8th grader and 8th grader turns into 10th grader.
10th grader: So, how're you liking middle school NOW?
8th grader: Holy fuck...it sucks, please...PLEASE, get me out of here.
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Soon to be 6th grade boy: Boobs...mm
Graduating 8th grader: Dude, shut the hell up you little pervert, you're NOT gonna get a girl like that...god.
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Algebra 1 teacher: Jamie, why don't you come up to the board and solve the quadratic polynomial long division problem WITHOUT your calculator? Come on, it'll be fun! :D
Jamie: *Left eye involuntarily twitches*
Teacher: Jamie?
Jamie: *Gives algebra teacher a blank stare*
Inside Jamies head: *cricket...cricket...*
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English Literature teacher: Ok class, tonights homework is to read pages 1-237 and write a 1350 word book report on the chapters that you have read, and your thoughts on the exciting chapters that lie ahead for you. Oh, and it's due tomorrow, on my desk, by 9:00 A.M, and it must be Laminated and have a colorful front page. Thats all, you may go.
Students: Stare at her with expressionless faces
*one kid falls out of their chair and has miniature spasms on floor*
*one by one the other children follow in his footsteps and have spasms also*
Teacher: Oh god, not again...*calls school nurse to come up to the classroom and make them stop convulsing*
Graduating 8th grader: I actually feel bad for you. I'll take the pleasure of being the first one to welcome you to 3 years of almost complete hell.
Soon to be 6th grader: Psh, yeah right. It's gonna be awesome!
6th grader turns into 8th grader and 8th grader turns into 10th grader.
10th grader: So, how're you liking middle school NOW?
8th grader: Holy fuck...it sucks, please...PLEASE, get me out of here.
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Soon to be 6th grade boy: Boobs...mm
Graduating 8th grader: Dude, shut the hell up you little pervert, you're NOT gonna get a girl like that...god.
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Algebra 1 teacher: Jamie, why don't you come up to the board and solve the quadratic polynomial long division problem WITHOUT your calculator? Come on, it'll be fun! :D
Jamie: *Left eye involuntarily twitches*
Teacher: Jamie?
Jamie: *Gives algebra teacher a blank stare*
Inside Jamies head: *cricket...cricket...*
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English Literature teacher: Ok class, tonights homework is to read pages 1-237 and write a 1350 word book report on the chapters that you have read, and your thoughts on the exciting chapters that lie ahead for you. Oh, and it's due tomorrow, on my desk, by 9:00 A.M, and it must be Laminated and have a colorful front page. Thats all, you may go.
Students: Stare at her with expressionless faces
*one kid falls out of their chair and has miniature spasms on floor*
*one by one the other children follow in his footsteps and have spasms also*
Teacher: Oh god, not again...*calls school nurse to come up to the classroom and make them stop convulsing*
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When your in high school, you're...
1. Trying to hook up. Yes, that means sex.
2. Trying to fit into the "popular" group. The only thing the popular group is, is bitchy. How fun.
3. Trying to stay awake in classes, you don't care about.
4. Trying to "pass".
5. Trying to survive.
6. Not to get involved with drugs, and smoking.
Preps, jocks, nerds, goths, greasy haired kids, the list could go on.
Technically, survival of the fittest.
When your in high school, you're...
1. Trying to hook up. Yes, that means sex.
2. Trying to fit into the "popular" group. The only thing the popular group is, is bitchy. How fun.
3. Trying to stay awake in classes, you don't care about.
4. Trying to "pass".
5. Trying to survive.
6. Not to get involved with drugs, and smoking.
Preps, jocks, nerds, goths, greasy haired kids, the list could go on.
Technically, survival of the fittest.
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