Annoying Things That Spread Socially. Things That A Lot Of People Constantly Do, Due To Others Doing It, Like An Annoying Trend. A Socially Transmitted Disease (STD) Usually Are Overused Words, Jokes, Phrases, Sentences, Statements, Memes, Trends Or Actions. Socially Transmitted Disease Usually Die Out Very Quickly And Everyone (Including The People Originally Spreading The STD) Hate Anyone Who Spreads The STD After It's Died Out.
"Everyone Recently Keeps Repeating The Exact Same Annoying Phrase, Thanks To This Online Trend. It's A Socially Transmitted Disease."
by MacKRacKGacK May 13, 2023
Get the Socially Transmitted Diseasemug. An updated version for puppy love. When you fall in love with someone's profile, chats and posts but you've never actually met them in person.
Chad: I wish that Julia wouldn't like so many guys pics cause she knows I love her and she loves me too!
Brad: Dude, you've never met her in person! You're too deep in social media love to think clearly.
Brad: Dude, you've never met her in person! You're too deep in social media love to think clearly.
by Storypoet November 27, 2016
Get the Social Media Lovemug. When a father is only in their child's life on social media and not in the real world. Posting pictures of his kids that his baby mama had to send to him because he never sees them.
Oh look at Buck being a social media dad, posting pictures of his kids that Keisha already posted a week ago
Buck: lemme get some pictures of the kid
Keisha: why? So you can pretend for the gram? There you go being a social media dad again..
Buck: lemme get some pictures of the kid
Keisha: why? So you can pretend for the gram? There you go being a social media dad again..
by Monicaraeee December 24, 2015
Get the social media dadmug. someone who grew up living only on social security income; checks. Someone coming from a struggle. Majority of the family income comes from the government.
by paperchasinasian November 1, 2017
Get the social security babymug. Verb | so·cial | \ˈsō-shəl\ | dou·ble | \ ˈdə-bəl \ | \ ˈdəch \
social double dutched; social double dutching
1. The act of hovering in social situations, waiting for the right time to include oneself in a conversation. Akin to the physical sport of "double dutch" or, jumping of two jump ropes rotating in opposite directions simultaneously.
2. A tactic often used by socially awkward people (usually men) in order to initiate conversations with strangers in a social setting.
social double dutched; social double dutching
1. The act of hovering in social situations, waiting for the right time to include oneself in a conversation. Akin to the physical sport of "double dutch" or, jumping of two jump ropes rotating in opposite directions simultaneously.
2. A tactic often used by socially awkward people (usually men) in order to initiate conversations with strangers in a social setting.
This weird dude was social double dutching for like 5 minutes at the bar tryna talk to these girls about Star Wars. LOL.
by Yung Nihilist December 28, 2017
Get the Social Double Dutchmug. A relationship which occurs only on social media. The only time the "couple" hangs out is to take pictures of themselves and post it on social media
by papamurph43 May 23, 2017
Get the social media relationshipmug. When you don't want to wear a mask so you stay as far as you can from everybody else. You are being anti-social. Hence, anti-social distancing.
Why is he sitting all the way over there by himself? He is anti-social distancing, so he doesn't have to wear a mask.
by Airium July 12, 2020
Get the anti-social distancingmug.