Filthy Russian

A phrase used for CS:GO (Counter-Strike: Global Offensive) players that are from eastern Europe and screams in Russian. These individuals often have a combination of autism and retardation.

Damn! That Filthy Russian team-killed me again!

by DasGamer June 8, 2018

Russian asset

Anyone that disagrees with the narrative of the Democratic Party

Person 1: I'm leaving the Democratic Party. They no longer represent my values

Person 2: Wow. You are such a traitor and a Russian asset!

by ReaperMan26 October 11, 2022

Winking in Russian

When a woman gapes her butthole open and closed

That stripper is winking in Russian at me

by Jonny_0blivion January 24, 2019

The Russian Wipe

(v) the act of sticking a wine bottle up ones anus and applying pressure to the neck of said bottle and accepting the shards in your intestines.

The party ended in all the frat boys performing the Russian wipe to impress their greek sisters.

by cupidsvixen November 16, 2019

Russian Sunshine

The act of peeing in your lover's vagina during sex.

What the fuck, Mark! You did NOT just give me a Russian Sunshine!

by BrokenMelon June 9, 2023

Russian Concussion

A Russian Concussion is when one nuts into female's ears (preferably after intercourse), and then knock them unconscious.

Yeah dude we are doing some freaky shit, I gave her the ol' Russian Concussion last night.

by DylanKelleher69420 March 9, 2021

Russian Percentage

A seriously mishandled percentage, generally referring to a set of percentages that exceed 100%. Usually the total sum is then alluded to being 140%. Also used to sarcastically cast doubt on a statement of 100%, insinuating that the actual percentage is lower (100 out of a 140, for example)

Derived from the Russian parliamentary election of 2011, where some TV reports claimed a voter turnout of 146%, sparking allegations of voter fraud and becoming an internet meme.

see also: 140% Russia

A: I'm 100% sure of that!
(A turns out wrong)
B: Those were Russian percentages, eh?

-or-

A: I'll do that 100% certainly until tomorrow!
B: Is that out of a 100 or a 140 percent?

by Lord_Shmebulock May 16, 2018