Put the turkey in the smoker

A sexual euphemism referring to the act of female sodmising a male with a strap on.

He was so drunk he didn't even know I had 'put the turkey in the smoker' until it was too late

by Cricket in SG May 20, 2017

Putting words in God’s mouth

Because that isn’t literally what the Bible does....

Hym “If man can’t literally speak with God, how is the Bible/All religious text not putting words in God’s mouth? (Which is something you accused me of doing) I don’t know, give my thing a couple of thousand years... We’ll see what happens...

by Hym Iam November 27, 2022

Put your money where your mouth is

To actually do whatever you’re talking about

Person 1: “I could totally shoot scratch on our golf course”
Person 2: “ $100 says you can’t”

Person 1: “Well I don’t wanna….”
Person 2: “Cmon put your money where your mouth is”

by Tate3223 April 10, 2023

.9.I Want To Put My Peniz On Top Of My Biological Motherz Head & Exprezz That I Am Addicted To Equeztrian Penizez.9.

.9.I Want To Put My Peniz On Top Of My Biological Motherz Head & Exprezz That I Am Addicted To Equeztrian Penizez.9.

.9.I Want To Put My Peniz On Top Of My Biological Motherz Head & Exprezz That I Am Addicted To Equeztrian Penizez.9.

by .03.4.3.0.ehayusalulA.3.4.3.0. July 27, 2025

Put Some Sprite On It

Fixing all your problems with the best soda.

"This food is burnt Taikeisha!"
"Girl it's okay just put some sprite on it."

by w33bbunz July 29, 2021

put your head out of the stand!

Please start to pay attention to the surrounding around you!

I think you are gonna have to put your head out of the stand!—Fantastic Beasts: The Crimes of Grindelwald (2018)

by jilijili December 19, 2018

putting my feet to sleep

As used by Gordon gecko in wall st, “he’s putting her feet to sleep…exit visas are imminent…”

Dude, I feel bad for him…she’s horrible in bed…must be putting his feet to sleep (ie putting my feet to sleep)

by Mr CPE July 6, 2025