Poop Flush Wipe Flush 

When your dump is so big that you have to poop and then flush and then wipe and then flush. Because the dump was so large the toilet couldnt handle flushing the poop and toilet paper all at once.

"My crap was so big that I had to poop flush wipe flush."

Poop Flush Wipe Flush by qwert333 January 9, 2011

poop abortion 

Removing poop from a rectum and/or colon by use of the fingers or other devices.

I couldn't shit so I stuck my finger up there and gave myself a poop abortion!

poop abortion by hotrazzie February 19, 2011

Poop Buddies 

When you have a friend of such great magnitude that he/she will go sit in a stall next to you just to keep you company whilst pooping. This person must also be childish enough to giggle at farts or any other noises that take place during regular bathroom rituals

"Hey Chad, I'm about to poop my pants! Your one my poop buddies so lets find a bathroom fast where I can drop this log and we can continue our conversation while in the bathroom!"

Poop Buddies by Poopiepants January 10, 2013

poop-erection 

Having hard poop slowly come out of your anus and gradually get bigger until it is too heavy for your anus to hold.

Jonny had a huge poop-erection after eating 3 banana's.

poop-erection by Ciel June 1, 2006

poop on liberals

Work up a big lunker shit and splat it right on their faces.

bbbbbbp~splat!!

OHHHH!!!!!!!


HA HA HA HA!!!!!!!!!!

I'm poor and I hate you!

poop on liberals by poop on you liberals June 29, 2004

poop thrower

A person who throws poop. A funny name to call someone without using inappropriate words. Imagining someone throwing poop would be hilarious.

You're a poop thrower. shut up.

poop thrower by J Bezzy September 4, 2006

poop spikes 

Strange pointy spikes that appear when a tight shirt is worn over pants or shorts that have a lot of buttons, pockets, accecories, etc. on the back, and kind of looks like crap sticking out from behind the shirt.

"Yo that kid's crazy wearin that tight shirt over those cargo shorts"

"Yeah, man! Look at the poop spikes stickin' out the back!"

poop spikes by Motz September 20, 2008