Ding Dong So Long

Ding Dong So Long is a joke term for a penis.
"I have such a long Ding Dong So Long."
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The type of expression that does not sound very good in everyday speak, but works very well and makes more sense in a boardroom with the corporate crowd.
Rick: Did you really ask me if I'm emotionally in the red or black today? That's so dumb.

Kyle: Ya but that line Smells So Good In A Boardroom. Suits love it.

Rick: Ya, I could see that.
by Mike109999 March 14, 2022
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don’t sound so excited

When someone is obviously irritated or annoyed you can tell them ‘don’t sound so excited!’ Or maybe ‘don’t seem (or get/be) too (or so) excited!’ To piss them off or maybe make them laugh.

I feel like everyone on the internet has forgotten this phrase and I personally love it and use it all the time 🤓
Person 1: “ugh, seriously, we have to do the mile in gym today..”
Person 2: “don’t sound so excited!”

Person 1: “bruh.. my mom told me that her and my dad are getting a divorce ..”
Person 2: “don’t seem so excited!”
by Live4LOONA July 07, 2023
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Too bad, so sad

All-purpose phrase for any situation to drive people up a wall. Used to be used a little more sensibly, now totally ruined.
"How can I get my homework done faster. . ." "Too bad, so sad."
"It's a little bit of a cloudy day out." "Too bad, so sad."
"I wonder what the meaning of the universe could be." "Too bad, so sad."
by Ninja Clan Lord April 05, 2017
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Because I said so

A thought-terminating cliché used by authoritarian parents to suppress disobedience and critical thinking in children. Often most seen in Asian parents.
Child: Can I get a switch for my 14th birthday? All my friends have one and I wanna play with them at recess

Parent: No. No fun allowed in school, only study.
Child: But why?!
Parent: Because I said so!!!
Some guy sitting next to them in public: *slow claps* Wow! What an answer! I'm sure your child is totally going to believe that one!
by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian November 25, 2021
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