3 definition by hols

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kev
usually go round and round the town centre in their souped up cars pumping trashy techno beats out hteir windows,perving at any girl over the age of 12, whilst ragging the fuck out their 1.1 engines. bunch of wankers really.
look at that kev,you could hear him coming a mile off!wanker!
by hols January 12, 2004

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somthing that is incredibly crap
shit, this music channels a bag of wank,turn it over!
by hols January 12, 2004

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something or somebody who is damn fine.
like hansel from zoolander or a fat kebab after a night on the razz.
"aaaaaaah that cuppa tea and a fag, so hot right now!"
by hols March 04, 2004

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