Nebraskan Nose Dive

When a vehicle has a lift on the back only. A reverse squat. More popular among short people who can’t see out of the windshield, but want to look like a douchebag.
Jackson is a new level of redneck. He said he would Nebraskan Nose Dive his truck, but I didn’t think he’d actually do it
by iSmackFatKidz March 28, 2022
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nose bang

a nose bang is when a man or woman shoves his or hers anus or vagina. this is a used method to cause an orgasm.
man: ey girl!
woman: wot?
man: wanna get nose banged?
woman: fuk yea
*splooshch*
woman: aaaaaaaa!
by nose bang February 6, 2018
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Gold Nosed Upper Crusts

A mocking, often derogatory name given to those of high economic or social standing. Often referring to those who are greedy and perpetuate their greed with powerful connections.
"Those gold nosed upper crust billionaires screwed us over!"
"These gold nosed upper crusts have kept us down for too long!"
by Dyne Willow Work February 2, 2021
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Nose burp

When you drink super fizzy drinks and you get a brain freeze in ya nose
Guy drinks sip of newly opened coca-cola and experiences a severe nose burp
by Alvin and mona July 17, 2020
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Shark-Nosing

The reaction to someone saying something dumb as hell
I'm Shark-Nosing at what Garrett did
by sharknoser December 28, 2020
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nose trumpet

When a person blows their nose so hard that it sounds like

Dizzy Gillespie getting warmed up before his next set. Usually caused when one nasal passage is held closed with a tissue while the other is left slightly open. Sometimes sounds like a loud fart which often confuses innocent bystanders as they expect to smell the familiar scent of ass but are left feeling disappointed due to a lack of closure. Multiple blasts of the horn may be heard repeatedly, especially if one has a cold or allergies or has built up a lot of congestion. Just as a cellist utilizes their bow, a nose trumpeter uses his tissue paper to craft subtle harmonics and vibratos which perfectly accompany the sounds of nasal fluid blasting out of his nose holes at 100 miles per hour.
Every office job usually has at least one of these talented horn players, and late in the day when the office is quiet you can often hear their stunning performances echoing across the cube farm. Note that nose trumpeting is a finely honed skill, so when you're just starting to play you may only be able to play a single, very loud pitch. This is expected, but with consistent practice, you'll be covering your favorite jazz standards in no time.
Looks like Bill's playing his nose trumpet for the entire office again.
by stuckonearth November 27, 2021
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Nose Bald

The feeling when you are seeding and you breath in too much of a whiff of Aqua ammonia, and your nose hurts, but also feels like all the hairs are gone because they burned off.
Dude I’m totally nose bald right now, better get back in my tractor…
by 25lilh October 17, 2022
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