Geezer 1: Holy shit, Captain Ron is fucking Erin with an ice dildo!
Geezer 2: Fuck that skank is an old brown shoe!
Geezer 2: Fuck that skank is an old brown shoe!
by timmy scridlow March 25, 2009
Get the Old Brown Shoemug. 
A select pair of shoes that is repetitively worn by one attending a fancy or special event. Although these shoes entail no specific price point, the cost of the ‘going out shoes’ is typically set at a price that is moderately expensive, or simply more than what the user would typically spend on a pair of shoes.
Additionally, most people who own a pair of going out shoes will wear the shoes regardless of whether it matches the rest of their ‘going outfit.’
IE A pair of Ugg Boots with a pink and white floral dress(bonus points if it out of season)
Additionally, most people who own a pair of going out shoes will wear the shoes regardless of whether it matches the rest of their ‘going outfit.’
IE A pair of Ugg Boots with a pink and white floral dress(bonus points if it out of season)
Emma: “Oh my god, why is Ms. Anderson wearing fluffy black Ugg boots with a floral church dress? In the summer no less!”
Theresa: “Leave her alone. She probably bought them both years apart and it’s the only nice pair of shoes she owns. It’s her pair of going out shoes.”
Theresa: “Leave her alone. She probably bought them both years apart and it’s the only nice pair of shoes she owns. It’s her pair of going out shoes.”
by Kademadeintheshade May 5, 2023
Get the Going out shoesmug. 
by Floor pipe December 13, 2018
Get the Shoe holemug.