spandex monkey

Uber bicyclist completely clad in spandex. Often the spandex suit is covered with logos of corporations and other brand names to make it look as if they were sponsored racers - the irony being they actually paid to be a rolling advertisement. They often tend to be aggressive riders in inappropriate settings, like public trails.
While riding on the trail yesterday, I was passed by a clod of spandex monkeys.
by Chazzer June 20, 2007
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Monkey Fart

Anyone who is noticeably arrogant, obnoxious, dresses inappropriately for the place they're at, and is completely aware of it, but seems to be desperate for the attention. Whenever one of these people walks into a room, everyone in that room turns and looks at each other, rolling their eyes in the same way they would if a monkey had walked in and farted quite loudly.
Did you see that guy at the gym wearing a gold chain, jeans and a wife beater, doing nothing but curls? Man. what a monkey fart!

Did John really show up to his kid's t-ball game on a sunday afternoon wearing a suit and tie? He doesn't work on the weekends, he's a high school teacher. He's a monkey fart.
by The_Smartest_Man_Alive March 29, 2009
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Hanging Monkey

The skin that hangs from the female genitalia.
by Latinlabel May 07, 2005
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Flesh Monkey

Like Deco, it's used as a racial slur towards the living dead. It is sometimes considered as more derogatory than the term Deco, but is often a lot more common in most undead situations.
Someone watch the barricade! If we don't mend it soon, we'll have flesh monkeys pouring through the windows!
by Alex Pliskin June 22, 2007
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P Monkey

P Monkey.

Anything and everything irritating you, leading to prolonged ranting when drunk.

The act of drunkenly becoming increasingly irritated until one starts issuing fatwahs.
"After a few bottles Dave becomes a real P Monkey, laying into everything that is wrong with the world"
by Charles Chap February 26, 2010
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syrup monkey

When a guy pulls a girls ears as he cums on her face.
I gave that Asian hooked a total syrup monkey last night!
by Shae wrote this shit March 10, 2015
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cracker monkey

When someone is high on crack and they go crazy like a monkey and fuck lots of people at once, while finding it hard to move.
Dude, is that guy going crazy?

No, his doing the cracker monkey.

Wow, hes got alot of girls.
by Just Helping November 20, 2010
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