tommys_magical_dildo

Famous mythological dildo used in IRC chats.

/me shoves tommys_magical_dildo into $nick.

by Denisfdsfas December 25, 2007

Black Magic

Is the practice of magic used for your own fate, free-wil, even for the things that you know is evil such as: killing your own loved one, just because you want to just do it, because this kind of magic already did influenced yourself; you just can't resist, and starts to feel so important to you going to the point of your own truly obsession forever until you can. You are manipulated by it, & there is no way to stop, until you, yourself decided to stop it for good. It's like a an illegal drug, but spiritually & more intentionally. This kind of magic is very dangerous, because you could hurt yourself, for it tends to backfire, but only when you aren't that good to it, so better be careful and intelligent when using it.

I practice Black Magic when the moon is at it's void of course, for killing purposes and for my own fate.

by Texazen Taxiya October 17, 2015

Magic dick

A Dick so magical that it can satisfy any women in the world.

Magic Ninja: "Yo man all these bitches be wantin and rubbin all up on me."

Stupid Ass Guy: "Why man?"

Magic Ninja: "Cause Im a Magic Dick

by Magical Ninja March 8, 2008

magic stick

a wonderfully large schlong

Did you see the magic stick he whipped out? It was drool worthy!

by AznTigr November 11, 2003

Magic Whiskey

n. A lone shot of whiskey that completely inebriates the drinker without need for more alcohol. Typically effects the underage and those that can't hold their liquor.
In some cases, the drinker will comment on how the solitary shot felt going down to great detail. (heat, spicy flavor, etc.)

"Denise won't shut up about that Magic Whiskey shot she just took. Get over it, it's just JD!"

by Christopher Majewski June 20, 2008

magic one

Someone beyond all levels of greatness./Haveing reached a level of awsome far above anyone else.

Wow Franks awsome

No He is the magic one.

by Alukip August 18, 2008

Maggitwork

A variation of "make it work".

Y: "Ohhhh, our trombones are not gonna fit there..."

Z: "Bahhhh, we'll MAGGITWORK!"

by The Pink Unicorn Nxt 2 Charlie July 5, 2009