Mississippi Mud Hug

This is when a person is pooping and blowing a guy at the same time. Like a blumpkin but much different.

I just got a Mississippi Mud Hug and I am not sure how I feel about that.

by flying monkey 1 June 13, 2019

Greasy mud boot

The act of pouring olive oil into a person’s anus and then quickly inserting your foot as far in there as you can.

Karen: “Last night Jon gave me a greasy mud boot. It was amazing”
Jen: “I wish my man would do that”

by Middle aged middle white male November 14, 2020

glass mud table

A glass mud table is a foreplay action upon which one person sits above a glass table, while the other lays underneath it watches the other defecate on the clear surface above them resulting in sexual arousal

Hey babe I've gota go, let's do the glass mud table

by supernut2000 June 22, 2016

Whale in a mud puddle

People that are so big that they shouldn't be swimming. Especially in a tiny lake!

Look how much space she is taking up, there is hardly any room to swim, she is such a whale in a mud puddle!

by Peanut77 December 11, 2011

Montana Mud Rocket

It's when one has their significant other drink/eat laxatives, and perform anal sex until you feel the pressure, then when you do pull out fast and move. That is how you do the Montana Mud Rocket

"Dude Sally and I performed the Montana Mud Rocket"
"Bro that's gross"

by 406 Weird Man March 27, 2023

Coles Mud Cake

The act of putting a cock in an ass, to the point where you get a choc top. Pulling it out of the asshole, sticking a candle in the dick hole, lighting it, and proceed to sing happy birthday.

Ahhhh man, last night was so good.
Why’s that?
She gave me a Coles mud cake.
Nice one dude, happy birthday!

by LordDicktatious February 28, 2022

White mud-bath

A white mud-bath is the act of filling a glass bong with semen (preferably by everyone in the sesh) and smoking incredibly cheap marijuana through said bong

Person #1: the sesh is gettin stale
Person#2: we could try a white mud-bath
Person#1: genius! I haven't blown a load in a ages

by VIMETTLE April 4, 2021